Poor Glenn

[Slargos]

I was just chatting with Glenn, a boy of merely 12, full of the mirth built of ignorance of what life will throw at him. We meandered into philosophy (not that the lad would realize it, of course, being only schooled on an american college student's level), and I asked him if he's read The Phantom, noting that it has surprisingly many good lessons on how to be a moral man what with only being a comic. Glenn grinned his toothy grin and nodded knowingly. At this, Glenn's mother blanched and from her copious pig-like face roared opposition.

"What kind of bullshit are you teaching him?"

At this, I merely smiled and chuckled in response, expecting that she was either joking, or one of those idiots. Quite probably both. She didn't have to say it, but it was in the air: "Violence is never the solution."

"To always be fair, but unyielding in the face of injustice."

In a great huff, she waddled away, and I was spared a sermon. Obviously, she was dead serious.

Poor Glenn, indeed.

[The Brain]

Chopping off your ears is a good lesson?

[Malthus]

Chopping off your ears is a good lesson?

Apparently, you can't make a silk purse out of them.

[dps]

Other than Grallon, I'm not sure any person on this board would be less of a good choice to mentor a 12 year old boy than Slargos.

[Slargos]

Other than Grallon, I'm not sure any person on this board would be less of a good choice to mentor a 12 year old boy than Slargos.

Pfft. 

[Habbaku]

Other than Grallon, I'm not sure any person on this board would be less of a good choice to mentor a 12 year old boy than Slargos.

Raz.  Martinus.  Grumbler.

[Razgovory]

Other than Grallon, I'm not sure any person on this board would be less of a good choice to mentor a 12 year old boy than Slargos.

Raz.  Martinus.  Grumbler.

I imagine Grumbler works well with children.  I used to be good with children.  Now I just frighten them and give them nightmares.  Same thing with adults for some reason.

[Martinus]

Other than Grallon, I'm not sure any person on this board would be less of a good choice to mentor a 12 year old boy than Slargos.

Raz.  Martinus.  Grumbler.

True. I can't stand children. I only want gays to be able to adopt because I want fundies to go into hysterics.

[Grallon]

Other than Grallon, I'm not sure any person on this board would be less of a good choice to mentor a 12 year old boy than Slargos.

I'd be an excellent mentor - guiding them slowly but surely towards their 15th birthday.




G.

[Malthus]

So, the topic is which Languishite would be worst with kids? Hell, *that* narrows it down. 

Actually, Slargos would probably be pretty good with 12 year old boys. Shares a lot of interests in common with 12 year olds - shooting stuff, fast motorcycles, comic books, simplistic answers to social problems ... 

[crazy canuck]

I imagine Grumbler would be pretty cool to have as a mentor actually.

[Slargos]

So, the topic is which Languishite would be worst with kids? Hell, *that* narrows it down. 

Actually, Slargos would probably be pretty good with 12 year old boys. Shares a lot of interests in common with 12 year olds - shooting stuff, fast motorcycles, comic books, simplistic answers to social problems ... 

and i wear that badge with pride

hell, the matronly types always gush about how good i am with children 

[HVC]

hell, the matronly types always gush about how good i am with children 

Childish minds think alike

[Malthus]

hell, the matronly types always gush about how good i am with children 

They are lying to you. They are just flattering you, because they want to have sex with you.

Next time one gushes about how good you are with kids, reply: "wanna try for some?" 

[crazy canuck]