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8 year olds cage fight in Britain

Started by jimmy olsen, September 23, 2011, 08:22:16 AM

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HVC

Quote from: derspiess on September 23, 2011, 11:59:27 AM
Kids these days :D

I get a kick out of watching my son and nephew do the Oklahoma drill in my brother's living room. 
:unsure:
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Razgovory

Quote from: HVC on September 23, 2011, 12:00:38 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 23, 2011, 11:59:27 AM
Kids these days :D

I get a kick out of watching my son and nephew do the Oklahoma drill in my brother's living room. 
:unsure:

My guess is that it includes sodomy.
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Iormlund

I took part in several karate competitions as a kid. We had stricter rules than adults, true, but nobody raised an eyebrow when we entered the tatami. And that shit could be dangerous. During my first competition, for example, a kid got accidentally hit on the throat and the paramedics had to intervene to get him to breath again.

crazy canuck

Quote from: Iormlund on September 23, 2011, 12:37:08 PM
I took part in several karate competitions as a kid. We had stricter rules than adults, true, but nobody raised an eyebrow when we entered the tatami. And that shit could be dangerous. During my first competition, for example, a kid got accidentally hit on the throat and the paramedics had to intervene to get him to breath again.

Tatami  :rolleyes:

Does no one fight on the rock hard ground with great razor sharp rocks protruding all round them.

Martinus

Quote from: Warspite on September 23, 2011, 09:54:36 AM
When I was eight, I pretty much did cage fight all the time, except without the cage, and without gloves, and with clothes on. And on the tarmac of the playground, rather than canvas.

There are many things that kids can do on their own, but that become quite creepy when parents egg them on to do and watch them doing it.

Like playing doctor, for example.

Iormlund

Quote from: crazy canuck on September 23, 2011, 01:10:13 PM
Tatami  :rolleyes:

Does no one fight on the rock hard ground with great razor sharp rocks protruding all round them.

Not with adults watching. That's what recess was for.

crazy canuck

Quote from: Iormlund on September 23, 2011, 01:19:37 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on September 23, 2011, 01:10:13 PM
Tatami  :rolleyes:

Does no one fight on the rock hard ground with great razor sharp rocks protruding all round them.

Not with adults watching. That's what recess was for.

Ok, for a moment there I thought you were getting soft.

@ Marti - Your internet persona is becoming a tired.  Give it a rest - a long rest.

Martinus

Quote from: crazy canuck on September 23, 2011, 01:21:15 PM
Quote from: Iormlund on September 23, 2011, 01:19:37 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on September 23, 2011, 01:10:13 PM
Tatami  :rolleyes:

Does no one fight on the rock hard ground with great razor sharp rocks protruding all round them.

Not with adults watching. That's what recess was for.

Ok, for a moment there I thought you were getting soft.

@ Marti - Your internet persona is becoming a tired.  Give it a rest - a long rest.

Your internet persona has been stale for months. I hope you are not like that in real life. :)

Warspite

Quote from: crazy canuck on September 23, 2011, 01:10:13 PM
Quote from: Iormlund on September 23, 2011, 12:37:08 PM
I took part in several karate competitions as a kid. We had stricter rules than adults, true, but nobody raised an eyebrow when we entered the tatami. And that shit could be dangerous. During my first competition, for example, a kid got accidentally hit on the throat and the paramedics had to intervene to get him to breath again.

Tatami  :rolleyes:

Does no one fight on the rock hard ground with great razor sharp rocks protruding all round them.

We couldn't afford razor sharp rocks. Oh, how we used to dream of those. No, we had to fight on precarious tarmac ledges poised over furious lava flows.
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crazy canuck

Quote from: Warspite on September 23, 2011, 01:24:53 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on September 23, 2011, 01:10:13 PM
Quote from: Iormlund on September 23, 2011, 12:37:08 PM
I took part in several karate competitions as a kid. We had stricter rules than adults, true, but nobody raised an eyebrow when we entered the tatami. And that shit could be dangerous. During my first competition, for example, a kid got accidentally hit on the throat and the paramedics had to intervene to get him to breath again.

Tatami  :rolleyes:

Does no one fight on the rock hard ground with great razor sharp rocks protruding all round them.

We couldn't afford razor sharp rocks. Oh, how we used to dream of those. No, we had to fight on precarious tarmac ledges poised over furious lava flows.

Bah, one does not buy razor sharp rocks, they are formed from dull blunt rocks from the collisions of combatants on the rocks over the ages.

That is if you live in a place that puts little value on fighting on tatami or tarmac.

Warspite

Quote from: crazy canuck on September 23, 2011, 01:31:03 PM
Quote from: Warspite on September 23, 2011, 01:24:53 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on September 23, 2011, 01:10:13 PM
Quote from: Iormlund on September 23, 2011, 12:37:08 PM
I took part in several karate competitions as a kid. We had stricter rules than adults, true, but nobody raised an eyebrow when we entered the tatami. And that shit could be dangerous. During my first competition, for example, a kid got accidentally hit on the throat and the paramedics had to intervene to get him to breath again.

Tatami  :rolleyes:

Does no one fight on the rock hard ground with great razor sharp rocks protruding all round them.

We couldn't afford razor sharp rocks. Oh, how we used to dream of those. No, we had to fight on precarious tarmac ledges poised over furious lava flows.

Bah, one does not buy razor sharp rocks, they are formed from dull blunt rocks from the collisions of combatants on the rocks over the ages.

That is if you live in a place that puts little value on fighting on tatami or tarmac.

No, but you can sell what razor sharp rocks you do have for coal in the winter.
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OVO JE SRBIJA
BUDALO, OVO JE POSTA

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derspiess

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