Poland warns of war 'in 10 years' as EU leaders scramble to contain panic

[Neil]

Well, your troops would probably be eaten by the giant, bulletproof spiders that the mad scientist Dr. Canuck has been developing in protest against imperialist aggression.

I don't think they'd fare well against our nuclear assisted giant cans of RAID.

The environmental lobby would never allow Obama to deploy them.

[derspiess]

You also have to consider stuff like cost of living.  By most standards, West Virginia is poorer than North Carolina, but when we moved down here we found that, for example, a gallon of milk cost about 1.5 times as much here.

The lower cost of living in WV comes at its own cost: living in WV. 

[garbon]

The environmental lobby would never allow Obama to deploy them.

They'd have already been wiped out.

[Neil]

The environmental lobby would never allow Obama to deploy them.

They'd have already been wiped out.

Botswana invades the US and puts New York City to the torch.

[garbon]

The environmental lobby would never allow Obama to deploy them.

They'd have already been wiped out.

Botswana invades the US and puts New York City to the torch.

Do we ever even allow them out of their pen?

[Martinus]

And that's impossible too, because no free people could consent to live under your monstrous Congress or your abomination of a constitution.

I think that's the domination bit. You wouldn't be free.

Come now.  America doesn't have the strength for that anymore, especially in regards to the UK.

It does in this ridiculous hypothetical.

Well, your troops would probably be eaten by the giant, bulletproof spiders that the mad scientist Dr. Canuck has been developing in protest against imperialist aggression.

Eh, he won't mind as long as we put "Royal" somewhere in the name of our army.

What about "quarter-pounder"?

[Neil]

The environmental lobby would never allow Obama to deploy them.

They'd have already been wiped out.

Botswana invades the US and puts New York City to the torch.

Do we ever even allow them out of their pen?

So your counterfactual has the US still engaged in slavery?  How gauche.

[garbon]

So your counterfactual has the US still engaged in slavery?  How gauche.

Botswana didn't exist back then.

[Razgovory]

Que?

Northern Ireland, the Troubles.  Several thousand killed.

[Zoupa]

Que?

Northern Ireland, the Troubles.  Several thousand killed.

Compton, Baltimore, Detroit? More thousands killed.

[Zoupa]

This thread is disturbing.

You getting the queasies there boy?

I'm a bit surprised at the glee expressed by yanks at the possibility of a european war.

[Ed Anger]

This thread is disturbing.

You getting the queasies there boy?

I'm a bit surprised at the glee expressed by yanks at the possibility of a european war.

Are you now?

[citizen k]

This thread is disturbing.

You getting the queasies there boy?

I'm a bit surprised at the glee expressed by yanks at the possibility of a european war.

It's in bad taste, but it's just kidding around, Zoups.

[Ed Anger]

This thread is disturbing.

You getting the queasies there boy?

I'm a bit surprised at the glee expressed by yanks at the possibility of a european war.

It's in bad taste, but it's just kidding around, Zoups.

Internet is serious business.

[Razgovory]

Compton, Baltimore, Detroit? More thousands killed.

You are unable to tell the difference between street crime and sectarian violence where  700 British soldiers were killed?  Seriously?