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Started by HisMajestyBOB, August 23, 2011, 12:55:46 PM

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sbr

#60
August 23, 2011, 08:29:30 PM
Found this on another forum

Ideologue

#61
August 23, 2011, 08:31:06 PM
 :lol:
Kinemalogue
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CountDeMoney

#62
August 23, 2011, 08:35:25 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on August 23, 2011, 01:33:27 PM
Reactors shutting down on the east coast on unusual events. So far no reports of anything outside of routine safety scrams though.

Bah...our reactors did not shut down, and the turbines did not go offline.  Only Dominion's went to back-up.  No tsunamis reported in the Chesapeake Bay.

CountDeMoney

#63
August 23, 2011, 08:35:51 PM
Quote from: sbr on August 23, 2011, 08:29:30 PM
Found this on another forum

God bless the motherfucking internet.

CountDeMoney

#64
August 23, 2011, 08:38:09 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 23, 2011, 01:42:13 PM
Quote from: DGuller on August 23, 2011, 01:33:41 PM
Everyone was just recounting their brush with death. :bleeding:

Yeah that made me laugh a lot too. I was like - common occurrence in California.

Other than turning it into a totally unnecessary 12 hour day, the collective panic was hilarious.

CountDeMoney

#66
August 23, 2011, 09:03:05 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on August 23, 2011, 06:41:23 PM
Oh fuck no.

No fucking joke.
I've never shit, barfed and pissed myself all at once, and I'm not really in the mood to try with shit like that.

CountDeMoney

#67
August 23, 2011, 09:06:13 PM
Quote from: derspiess on August 23, 2011, 06:55:14 PM
I was talking to one of the security guys in our building & apparently the company that occupies our 14th floor evacuated the building and regrouped where they're supposed to go for fire drills: across the street under a huge interstate overpass :lol:

We evac'd our downtown building;  naturally, some broad from the 15th floor left something in her office, and because the elevators shut down, she felt compelled to climb the 15 stories back up to get it.

Result: our only EMS call for the day.

sbr

#68
August 23, 2011, 09:07:08 PM
Quote from: derspiess on August 23, 2011, 06:55:14 PM
I was talking to one of the security guys in our building & apparently the company that occupies our 14th floor evacuated the building and regrouped where they're supposed to go for fire drills: across the street under a huge interstate overpass :lol:

:lol:  That's fantastic.

Valmy

#69
August 23, 2011, 09:19:00 PM
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Ideologue

#70
August 23, 2011, 09:22:42 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 23, 2011, 09:06:13 PM
Quote from: derspiess on August 23, 2011, 06:55:14 PM
I was talking to one of the security guys in our building & apparently the company that occupies our 14th floor evacuated the building and regrouped where they're supposed to go for fire drills: across the street under a huge interstate overpass :lol:

We evac'd our downtown building;  naturally, some broad from the 15th floor left something in her office, and because the elevators shut down, she felt compelled to climb the 15 stories back up to get it.

Result: our only EMS call for the day.

:unsure:  What'd she do, have a heart attack?
Kinemalogue
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jimmy olsen

#71
August 23, 2011, 09:24:30 PM
Quote from: sbr on August 23, 2011, 08:29:30 PM
Found this on another forum

:lmfao: Fucking brilliant!
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Admiral Yi

#72
August 23, 2011, 09:27:34 PM
Made me think: why is it impossible to design lawn furniture that doesn't tip you over on your ass constantly?

Josquius

#73
August 23, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
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Razgovory

#74
August 23, 2011, 10:05:09 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 23, 2011, 09:27:34 PM
Made me think: why is it impossible to design lawn furniture that doesn't tip you over on your ass constantly?

Maybe the problem lies not in the furniture but in your own fat ass.
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Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017
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