Canada to firmly re-assess its status as a British colony

[Neil]

Hey you could have joined up with us in 1776 if you wanted to.  Now that was a shameful decision.

Yeah.  Honour and loyalty are extremely shameful. 

[Grey Fox]

I like it. Best Decisions made by any Tories ever in the entire history of all the Tories parties in the world.

[Barrister]

I love it. 

[Jacob]

You were not willing to fight fascism.

We were in against the Fascists in 1939, before you lot.

[Ideologue]

You were not willing to fight fascism.

We were in against the Fascists in 1939, before you lot.

Alright, we owed you two years of prep time and shooting at u-boats.

Are you ready yet?  It's 2005.

P.S.: You also betrayed Britain and Australia.

[Ideologue]

P.P.S.: I am kind of messing with you.  I'm deeply unhappy with Canada's decision to remain aloof, but I don't really hold it against you personally.

[Viking]

You were not willing to fight fascism.

We were in against the Fascists in 1939, before you lot.

Alright, we owed you two years of prep time and shooting at u-boats.

Are you ready yet?  It's 2005.

P.S.: You also betrayed Britain and Australia.

eh? I'm pretty sure it's 2011 and Canada has participated in Afghanistan for a long time with gusto, with among others the gheyest of all military unit's Princess Patty's Light Infantry...

[Ideologue]

They were bound by treaty to assist in Afghanistan.

[OttoVonBismarck]

In a few years time if things get really bad I'd advocate we invade Alberta. Realistically what could Canada do about it? And we can just take the $300bn in gold or whatever we have in reserves and distribute it to Albertans once we've invaded in exchange for them shutting up and being loyal Americans.

Then we can rape all of its oil away and any by products or waste from the extraction we can pump directly into BC or Saskatchewan.

[jimmy olsen]

In a few years time if things get really bad I'd advocate we invade Alberta. Realistically what could Canada do about it? And we can just take the $300bn in gold or whatever we have in reserves and distribute it to Albertans once we've invaded in exchange for them shutting up and being loyal Americans.

Then we can rape all of its oil away and any by products or waste from the extraction we can pump directly into BC or Saskatchewan.

[viper37]

At last.  How anyone can think that this decision is shameful is beyond me.  You live in a constitutional monarchy.  If you don't like it, go live in some hellhole like the US or France.

we should seek to distance ourselves from the monarchy and abandon this archaic system, and stop living as a colony.  We're independant, or we're not.  This sends the signal we're not.

[viper37]

Do you have the same objection to the Royal Canadian Mountie Fagits?

No, they are barely noticeable in Quebec.  We don't hear much about the RCMP going abroad.  The Armed Forces, however, is another story.  I've never seen a red Mountie on his horse in Quebec, only in Ontario.  Never seen a RCMP patrol car in Quebec either.

[viper37]

Hey you could have joined up with us in 1776 if you wanted to.  Now that was a shameful decision.

some of us did, but most were turned off at the idea of joining forces with the same dudes that hated us and seek to force convert&assimilare all canadians

[viper37]

Like Canada has a real navy anymore.

I hear they fought Spain to standstill in the 1990s.

that was the coast guard.  And it worked, since they never tried to fish in our waters again 

[viper37]

I like it. Best Decisions made by any Tories ever in the entire history of all the Tories parties in the world.

from a seperatist point of view, it is of course the best decision ever.  <sigh>.