Ow, ow, ow

[Slargos]

http://translate.google.com/translate?js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&sl=no&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aftenposten.no%2Fnyheter%2Firiks%2Farticle4194634.ece

This type of story makes me physically cringe.

[Ideologue]

That translation makes me cringe.

"The hospital said the 13-time Monday that 15-year-old is operated and hospitalized for treatment."

This is what English from the 30th century will sound like.  Does "bad asker" modify "Whale Beach" or "Saturday"? : /

Sympathy for the young woman, however.

[Malthus]

You gotta hand it to Google translator. Even if the details aren't correct, knowing the gist of a story can be very handy.

[garbon]

This is what English from the 30th century will sound like.

[HVC]

Poor girl. You hear stuff like this one in a while from giant tug of war games. Guy wraps the rope around his arm and gets it ripped off.

[Slargos]

That translation makes me cringe.

"The hospital said the 13-time Monday that 15-year-old is operated and hospitalized for treatment."

This is what English from the 30th century will sound like.  Does "bad asker" modify "Whale Beach" or "Saturday"? : /

Sympathy for the young woman, however.

"Hvalstrand Bad" translates to "Whale Beach Bath" 

Asker is a municipality.

[Slargos]

http://translate.google.com/translate?js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&sl=no&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aftenposten.no%2Fnyheter%2Firiks%2Farticle4194776.ece

Not a very good day for polacks. 

[ulmont]

http://translate.google.com/translate?js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&sl=no&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aftenposten.no%2Fnyheter%2Firiks%2Farticle4194776.ece

Not a very good day for polacks. 

Police said the accident happened after he found a cartridge from a bolt gun and began hitting it with a stone. The shot went off and the man was hit in the mouth.

If that translation is right, I think the Polish gene pool just improved slightly.

[Malthus]

http://translate.google.com/translate?js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&sl=no&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aftenposten.no%2Fnyheter%2Firiks%2Farticle4194776.ece

Not a very good day for polacks. 

Police said the accident happened after he found a cartridge from a bolt gun and began hitting it with a stone. The shot went off and the man was hit in the mouth.

If that translation is right, I think the Polish gene pool just improved slightly.

If you just set off a bullet by banging on it, would the bullet shoot out and kill someone if the explosion isn't actually contained in a gun?

[ulmont]

If you just set off a bullet by banging on it, would the bullet shoot out and kill someone if the explosion isn't actually contained in a gun?

The metal cartridge funnels the explosion in one direction on its own...

[Slargos]

http://translate.google.com/translate?js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&sl=no&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aftenposten.no%2Fnyheter%2Firiks%2Farticle4194776.ece

Not a very good day for polacks. 

Police said the accident happened after he found a cartridge from a bolt gun and began hitting it with a stone. The shot went off and the man was hit in the mouth.

If that translation is right, I think the Polish gene pool just improved slightly.

The translation is accurate.

[Malthus]

If you just set off a bullet by banging on it, would the bullet shoot out and kill someone if the explosion isn't actually contained in a gun?

The metal cartridge funnels the explosion in one direction on its own...

I dunno, I would suspect that the cartridge would go flying - the bullet, not so much, as it is heavier.

[Slargos]

If you just set off a bullet by banging on it, would the bullet shoot out and kill someone if the explosion isn't actually contained in a gun?

The metal cartridge funnels the explosion in one direction on its own...

I dunno, I would suspect that the cartridge case would go flying - the bullet, not so much, as it is heavier.

FYPFY, you stupid jew. 

[HVC]

If you just set off a bullet by banging on it, would the bullet shoot out and kill someone if the explosion isn't actually contained in a gun?

The metal cartridge funnels the explosion in one direction on its own...

I dunno, I would suspect that the cartridge would go flying - the bullet, not so much, as it is heavier.

casings are thin, i assume you'd just create a tiny frag granade. But i'm sure grumbler will be along to correct in a civilized manner

[Malthus]

If you just set off a bullet by banging on it, would the bullet shoot out and kill someone if the explosion isn't actually contained in a gun?

The metal cartridge funnels the explosion in one direction on its own...

I dunno, I would suspect that the cartridge case would go flying - the bullet, not so much, as it is heavier.

FYPFY, you stupid jew. 

Just so you know - "cartridge" and "cartridge case" are used interchangably in colloquial English.

Example: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cartridge_30-06.png

Though if you want to sound like a dumb Swede ...