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Started by Syt, August 07, 2011, 05:09:09 AM

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Syt

From the reputed www.weirdasianews.com :P

Dead Baby Pills: China's New Stamina Enhancer

QuoteThat's right, just when you thought you heard it all, China comes out with a stamina pill made from dead babies.

A Korean TV documentary team went on a search for the truth behind the dead baby pill, and what they found was shocking.

They tracked down a hospital that sells deceased babies, mostly abortions or still births, to medicine companies.

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When the hospital has a deceased baby case, the staff, who are openly involved, are instructed to immediately  notify the medicine company.  The documentary team reveals the super secret process of how the Dead Baby Pill is made.

The medicine company stores these dead babies in a normal family's refrigerator, so no one can find out.  Then, when ready to use, they put the dead baby in a medical drying microwave, also located in someone's house.  Once dry, they grind it up and put it in the capsule.

At a very high price the documentary team got their hands on some of these pill and had them tested.

The results:  99.7% HUMAN

From the test results they were also able to tell the gender and found hair and nail remnants.

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The business of the dead baby pill is secretive and expensive, but it's not without the consent of the deceased mother.  Microwave dried placenta is another brand of pill that are openly made by this medical company.

I'm not sure if the placenta or the dead baby pill gives you more stamina, but I can tell you that I'm sticking with coffee.

The documentary will air on the 6th of August 2011 on SBS TV in South Korea.

http://www.newdaily.co.kr/news/article.html?no=88031
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Slargos

Yes. This behaviour by the red chinese is... shocking.

And unexpected.

One would in fact never have thought them capable of something like this.

At all.

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DGuller

Why would you make stamina pills out of dead babies?  If there is anyone that lacks any stamina, it is dead babies.

CountDeMoney

Quote from: Razgovory on August 07, 2011, 09:15:54 AM
I'm a little suspicious that this is legit.

It wouldn't surprise me in the least, though.  Many cultures, including some religious-types here, have all sorts of ideas when it comes to fetal stuff, like the placenta.

Hell, we locked up a grandfather who tried to take his granddaughter's placenta from the hospital, and after he was refused permission to take it home because OH I DONT KNOW MOMMY HAD FUCKING HEPATITIS, he stole it anyway, biohazard refuse box and all.

CountDeMoney

Quote from: DGuller on August 07, 2011, 09:33:30 AM
Why would you make stamina pills out of dead babies?  If there is anyone that lacks any stamina, it is dead babies.

Point to DGuller.  Dead babies can't mash the power-up button.

Razgovory

Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 07, 2011, 09:46:32 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 07, 2011, 09:15:54 AM
I'm a little suspicious that this is legit.

It wouldn't surprise me in the least, though.  Many cultures, including some religious-types here, have all sorts of ideas when it comes to fetal stuff, like the placenta.

Hell, we locked up a grandfather who tried to take his granddaughter's placenta from the hospital, and after he was refused permission to take it home because OH I DONT KNOW MOMMY HAD FUCKING HEPATITIS, he stole it anyway, biohazard refuse box and all.

Eh, this reminds me of some hoaxes I've seen in the past.  http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/fetus.asp  Now, I admit I don't really understand Chinese culture.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

CountDeMoney

Quote from: Razgovory on August 07, 2011, 09:53:16 AM
Eh, this reminds me of some hoaxes I've seen in the past. 

I think eating the stuff is a little far-fetched;  apparently, planting it with trees is a big thing.

Syt

Btw, there's the movie Dumplings (Wiki Article) on a similar topic (eternal youth through eating fetuses).
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Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 07, 2011, 09:46:32 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 07, 2011, 09:15:54 AM
I'm a little suspicious that this is legit.

It wouldn't surprise me in the least, though.  Many cultures, including some religious-types here, have all sorts of ideas when it comes to fetal stuff, like the placenta.

Hell, we locked up a grandfather who tried to take his granddaughter's placenta from the hospital, and after he was refused permission to take it home because OH I DONT KNOW MOMMY HAD FUCKING HEPATITIS, he stole it anyway, biohazard refuse box and all.

One of these nuts?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotus_birth
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