It's official: With pets, no need for other useless fucking humans

Started by CountDeMoney, July 24, 2011, 07:47:58 PM

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Ideologue

#15
July 24, 2011, 10:30:34 PM
Well, I'm not Doogie Howser, J.D., for one thing. :P

I do appear in only my early twenties, however, which I chalk up to healthy diet and excellent repair genes. :hmm:
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

katmai

#16
July 24, 2011, 11:10:13 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on July 24, 2011, 10:30:34 PM
Well, I'm not Doogie Howser, J.D., for one thing. :P

I do appear in only my early twenties, however, which I chalk up to healthy diet and excellent repair genes. :hmm:
:yeahright:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Ideologue

#17
July 24, 2011, 11:43:11 PM
Quote from: katmai on July 24, 2011, 11:10:13 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on July 24, 2011, 10:30:34 PM
Well, I'm not Doogie Howser, J.D., for one thing. :P

I do appear in only my early twenties, however, which I chalk up to healthy diet and excellent repair genes. :hmm:
:yeahright:

I bet if I sold it as a plan, it would do gangbusters.

Do those things have to be evaluated by the FDA?
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

DontSayBanana

#18
July 25, 2011, 10:40:31 AM Last Edit: July 25, 2011, 11:57:12 AM by DontSayBanana
I had a G. Gordon Kitty at one point, in response to Kain naming a new cat Dr. Henry Kittenger. :hmm:
Experience bij!

dps

#19
July 25, 2011, 11:42:49 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on July 24, 2011, 09:53:31 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 24, 2011, 09:42:39 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on July 24, 2011, 09:28:09 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 24, 2011, 08:06:04 PM
I don't think that's really the case.  As the unmarried forumites get older and older, they become less and less stable, pets or no.
: /
You're not getting older, don't worry.  Aren't you 19 or so?

Ouch, man, ouch.

Don't worry, you're still getting less stable anyway.

Tonitrus

#20
July 25, 2011, 12:17:55 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on July 25, 2011, 10:40:31 AM
I had a G. Gordon Kitty at one point, in response to Kain naming a new cat Dr. Henry Kittenger. :hmm:

No Richard Meowlhous Nixon?

DontSayBanana

#21
July 25, 2011, 06:44:44 PM
At this point, I'm just waiting for Lettow to chip in with a John Wilkes Mewth. :P
Experience bij!

Tonitrus

#22
July 25, 2011, 07:00:56 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on July 25, 2011, 06:44:44 PM
At this point, I'm just waiting for Lettow to chip in with a John Wilkes Mewth. :P

Or Robert E. Squee.

Eddie Teach

#23
July 25, 2011, 07:35:30 PM
Poor cats, having such atrocious puns for names.  :(
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Scipio

#24
July 25, 2011, 08:06:43 PM
Our cats: Kitty, Whisky, and Trotsky.

Our dogs: Ozzy, and Birdie.
What I speak out of my mouth is the truth.  It burns like fire.
-Jose Canseco

There you go, giving a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck.
-Every cop, The Wire

"It is always good to be known for one's Krapp."
-John Hurt

Capetan Mihali

#25
July 25, 2011, 08:10:33 PM
Quote from: Scipio on July 25, 2011, 08:06:43 PM
Our dogs: Ozzy, and Birdie.

Which one mangles the process servers, btw?
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)

Ed Anger

#26
July 25, 2011, 08:15:16 PM
Drut.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Norgy

#27
July 26, 2011, 03:01:24 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 24, 2011, 09:57:39 PM
Right up there with General Mewlysses S. Grant.

^_^

The Minsky Moment

#28
July 26, 2011, 11:29:42 AM
Quote from: Grallon on July 24, 2011, 08:24:57 PM
I wish I could have a cat - but cats are not deferential enough - not to mention the madness inducing toxin in their shit;

You do realize you can have a cat without having to consume its shit?
The purpose of studying economics is not to acquire a set of ready-made answers to economic questions, but to learn how to avoid being deceived by economists.
--Joan Robinson

garbon

#29
July 26, 2011, 11:39:44 AM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on July 26, 2011, 11:29:42 AM
Quote from: Grallon on July 24, 2011, 08:24:57 PM
I wish I could have a cat - but cats are not deferential enough - not to mention the madness inducing toxin in their shit;

You do realize you can have a cat without having to consume its shit?

:lol:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.
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