It's official: With pets, no need for other useless fucking humans

[Ideologue]

I wish I could have a cat - but cats are not deferential enough - not to mention the madness inducing toxin in their shit;

You do realize you can have a cat without having to consume its shit?

While this is hilarious, without full hazmat gear, you are likely to recieve a t. gondii infection.  It's not "madness inducing," though, because it is adapted to making rats get eaten by cats, not humans.