Tragedy in Limerick

[Malthus]

http://www.thejournal.ie/woman-died-from-allergic-reaction-to-sex-with-dog-172620-Jul2011/

A MAN HAS appeared before Limerick District Court charged with ordering his Alsatian dog to have sex with a 43-year-old mother of four, who died from an adverse allergic reaction to the intercourse.

Let the punsters loose!

A man of the lowest sort
Ordered his dog to disport
With a lady whose allergy
Led to terrible tragedy;
Now he's in District Court.

[Martinus]

The Sun's Barry Moran said McDonnell could face a life sentence in prison if found guilty.

Wtf. That's insane.

[Malthus]

The Sun's Barry Moran said McDonnell could face a life sentence in prison if found guilty.

Wtf. That's insane.

Well, a life sentence may only be 25 years (the dog would get less than 4) 

Seriously though, the max sentence is probably set by the fact he's charged under archaic legislation, and doesn't reflect what he'd actually get in a modern court (if anything). 

[The Brain]

The Third World is insane.

[Razgovory]

Glad I'm not one of the mother's kids.  That would be hard to live down.  Life sentence for killing someone?  That sounds about right.

[Richard Hakluyt]

He could have killed her by making her a peanut butter sandwich just as easily.

[Maximus]

He could have killed her by making her a peanut butter sandwich just as easily.

I don't even want to know what that is.

[Norgy]

I thought the girl from Nantucket had died or grown up. Thankfully, it wasn't that serious.

[Martinus]

Glad I'm not one of the mother's kids.  That would be hard to live down.  Life sentence for killing someone?  That sounds about right.

I wish it was possible to block your posts.

[Agelastus]

Glad I'm not one of the mother's kids.  That would be hard to live down.  Life sentence for killing someone?  That sounds about right.

I wish it was possible to block your posts.

I don't; I'm rather glad we don't have the option to metaphorically stick our fingers in our ears like a four year old child who doesn't like what he hears.

[Jacob]

I wish it was possible to block your posts.

If that was possible it'd most likely be possible to block your posts as well....

EDIT: In any case, I'm pretty sure there are plugins for several browsers that allow that sort of functionality. I haven't looked into it any further, though.

[Razgovory]

Glad I'm not one of the mother's kids.  That would be hard to live down.  Life sentence for killing someone?  That sounds about right.

I wish it was possible to block your posts.

I'm a bit surprised you're standing up for dog rape, what with the ranting about animal rights last month.

[Ed Anger]

I guess the dog got some roofies.

[dps]

He could have killed her by making her a peanut butter sandwich just as easily.

I don't even want to know what that is.

It's peanut butter spread between 2 slices of bread.  Well, sometimes it's only spread on half a slice, which is then folded over to make the sandwich.  Often served with jelly on it.

[Zoupa]

He could have killed her by making her a peanut butter sandwich just as easily.

I don't even want to know what that is.

It's peanut butter spread between 2 slices of bread.  Well, sometimes it's only spread on half a slice, which is then folded over to make the sandwich.  Often served with jelly on it.