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Tragedy in Limerick

Started by Malthus, July 09, 2011, 11:13:58 AM

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Malthus

#30
July 11, 2011, 10:34:34 AM
A lady thought to bend herself over
and be boned by dear old Rover
Sadly her distraction
Caused quite a reaction;
Quoted the coroner,  "game over".
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Stonewall

#31
July 11, 2011, 11:40:34 AM
There once was a family from Lim;
Dog liked to drink juice and gin;
Then the old horny mutt,
Pounded the lady in the butt,
Martinus wished the lady was him.
"I'd just like to say that most of us begin life suckling on a breast. If we're lucky we end life suckling on a breast. So anybody who's against breasts is against life itself."

Malthus

#32
July 11, 2011, 11:54:24 AM
Now that's more like it!  :D
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius
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