The Nazis tried to create an army of talking dogs

Started by Malthus, May 26, 2011, 09:16:47 AM

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Slargos

#30
May 26, 2011, 03:50:18 PM
Left one actually looks like she might not be an inbred uggo.  :hmm:

Ed Anger

#31
May 26, 2011, 03:51:32 PM
The chicks with Death's heads gave me a murder boner.
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derspiess

#32
May 26, 2011, 04:13:25 PM
Yup, me rikey.  Don't see enough chicks like that these days. 
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Malthus

#34
May 26, 2011, 04:34:18 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on May 26, 2011, 04:15:23 PM
Quote from: Jacob on May 26, 2011, 03:48:09 PM
Doesn't look half bad on the chicks either:



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Shouldn't that be "can you wag your tail"?

QuoteWith that skill in hand, he mused on religion, learned foreign languages and even asked a noblewoman, "Can you wag your tail?"

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derspiess

#35
May 26, 2011, 04:44:22 PM
I'm still laughing about the one who hated the French. 
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Malthus

#36
May 26, 2011, 04:52:58 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 26, 2011, 04:44:22 PM
I'm still laughing about the one who hated the French.

Heh, German talking dogs, New York hotel maids - everyone hates the French!  :D
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#38
May 26, 2011, 06:21:56 PM
Quote from: Viking on May 26, 2011, 09:36:40 AM
Nazis need the talking dogs to fight off the soviet orang-human hybrids.
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Siege

#39
May 26, 2011, 09:37:16 PM
Aren't skulls thought of as a bad omen in western culture?
Didn't people believe the dudes that wear skulls go to an early grave, ussually violently?


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#40
May 27, 2011, 03:43:02 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 26, 2011, 09:37:16 PM
Aren't skulls thought of as a bad omen in western culture?
Didn't people believe the dudes that wear skulls go to an early grave, ussually violently?

No, you're thinking about Jewrab culture.
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Razgovory

#41
May 27, 2011, 10:35:45 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 26, 2011, 09:37:16 PM
Aren't skulls thought of as a bad omen in western culture?
Didn't people believe the dudes that wear skulls go to an early grave, ussually violently?

No, Skulls are what keep our brain safe.  Most people have them.
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Martinus

#43
May 27, 2011, 10:54:52 AM
Quote from: The Brain on May 26, 2011, 03:02:59 PM
Dogs are fine as they are IMHO.

One wonders about the stories your dogs could tell.  :hmm:

HVC

#44
May 27, 2011, 11:03:30 AM
Quote from: Martinus on May 27, 2011, 10:54:52 AM
Quote from: The Brain on May 26, 2011, 03:02:59 PM
Dogs are fine as they are IMHO.

One wonders about the stories your dogs could tell.  :hmm:
i wonder if dogs can repress memeories too.
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