Joplin Missouri Obliterated By Tornado, Over 150 Dead

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Razgovory

#45
May 25, 2011, 05:59:57 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 25, 2011, 01:26:08 PM
What do people without a Basement do when there's a Tornado Warning?

Die.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Ed Anger

#46
May 25, 2011, 06:10:48 PM
The sirens are going off in the next county. Creepy as hell.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

jimmy olsen

#47
May 25, 2011, 06:14:14 PM
Man gives own life to save his wife

:weep:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/43170303#43170303
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Ed Anger

#48
May 25, 2011, 06:52:11 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 25, 2011, 06:10:48 PM
The sirens are going off in the next county. Creepy as hell.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Xenia might have taken another hit. '74, '00 and possibly '11. Xenia is cursed.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Ed Anger

#49
May 25, 2011, 07:24:23 PM
I think me and the kids are gonna sleep in the basement . More shit inbound.

Fuck this shit.
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Maximus

#50
May 25, 2011, 07:24:55 PM
At least 3 tornadoes on the ground in Champaign county, one just outside of town.

Maximus

#51
May 25, 2011, 07:31:25 PM
Another SE of town where Meri and my daughter are.

Ed Anger

#52
May 25, 2011, 07:34:05 PM
They are showing the storm line on the Doppler in Illinois. HOLY SHIT.
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Ed Anger

#53
May 25, 2011, 07:36:25 PM
Tornado down in Bedford IN. Where my wife is from.

Casualties reported. She is FREAKING THE FUCK OUT.
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CountDeMoney

#54
May 25, 2011, 07:38:53 PM
You have two sets of twins, right?  I'm sure you can use them in some sort of matter-anti-matter polarity construct around you that would protect the bunker.

Ed Anger

#55
May 25, 2011, 07:40:23 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 25, 2011, 07:38:53 PM
You have two sets of twins, right?  I'm sure you can use them in some sort of matter-anti-matter polarity construct around you that would protect the bunker.

I'm thinking of sacrificing some of the neighbors to Zeus.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Lettow77

#56
May 25, 2011, 07:48:39 PM
 Tornado rolling through Memphis. I hope there aren't many casualties amongst our glorious river city.
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

Caliga

#57
May 25, 2011, 08:32:02 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 25, 2011, 07:36:25 PM
Tornado down in Bedford IN. Where my wife is from.

Casualties reported. She is FREAKING THE FUCK OUT.
It hit east of town along U.S. 50, if that helps figure out if her peeps are affected.
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HisMajestyBOB

#58
May 25, 2011, 08:44:17 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 25, 2011, 07:40:23 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 25, 2011, 07:38:53 PM
You have two sets of twins, right?  I'm sure you can use them in some sort of matter-anti-matter polarity construct around you that would protect the bunker.

I'm thinking of sacrificing some of the neighbors to Zeus.

:yes: It's the only way to appease the storm God!


And stay safe  :hug:
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Legbiter

#59
May 25, 2011, 09:04:33 PM
Stay safe Ed.
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