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MADDEN RETIRES

Started by Caliga, April 16, 2009, 11:46:59 AM

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derspiess

Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 16, 2009, 12:27:50 PM
Quote from: Vince on April 16, 2009, 12:27:04 PM
All that remains is to "retire" Kornheiser and Jaworski :shifty:
What's wrong with Jaworski?

Umm, how about the fact that he's annoying as shit?
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

jimmy olsen

Quote from: derspiess on April 16, 2009, 12:30:43 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 16, 2009, 12:27:50 PM
Quote from: Vince on April 16, 2009, 12:27:04 PM
All that remains is to "retire" Kornheiser and Jaworski :shifty:
What's wrong with Jaworski?

Umm, how about the fact that he's annoying as shit?
In what way? Serious question here, I don't think he's great or anything, he's just never bothered me.
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derspiess

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Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 16, 2009, 12:31:32 PM
In what way? Serious question here, I don't think he's great or anything, he's just never bothered me.

His speaking style just annoys me.  He seems to overenunciate, and sounds like he's yelling rather than speaking. 

Anyway, we need more Joe Theisman in broadcasted NFL games :)
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Barrister

I'll take Jaworski over Theisman any day of the week. 
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Valmy

Quote from: derspiess on April 16, 2009, 12:54:40 PM
Anyway, we need more Joe Theisman

Always a true statement.

Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

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Valmy

Quote from: Barrister on April 16, 2009, 12:58:07 PM
I'll take Jaworski over Theisman any day of the week. 

Why do you hate Canada? :(
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Grey Fox

It won't stick. The guy will unretire.
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derspiess

Quote from: Valmy on April 16, 2009, 01:12:20 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 16, 2009, 12:54:40 PM
Anyway, we need more Joe Theisman

Always a true statement.



:)  Have you heard my Theisman story?
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

DisturbedPervert

Hopefully the video game series sticks around, I find him hilarious in it.

Valmy

Quote from: derspiess on April 16, 2009, 01:32:51 PM
:)  Have you heard my Theisman story?

No but I would love to hear it :)
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Vince

Quote from: DisturbedPervert on April 16, 2009, 01:35:00 PM
Hopefully the video game series sticks around, I find him hilarious in it.

I'm still waiting on a Tom Brady Madden cover box.   <_<

Neil

Quote from: Vince on April 16, 2009, 01:55:47 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on April 16, 2009, 01:35:00 PM
Hopefully the video game series sticks around, I find him hilarious in it.

I'm still waiting on a Tom Brady Madden cover box.   <_<
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Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 16, 2009, 12:23:06 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 16, 2009, 11:50:20 AM
I know he annoys most people here, but I love the guy.  Even if he offers up no real insight into the game, he's still entertaining.  It's like watching a game with grandpa :)

Hope he comes back & does a few games here & there, like Keith Jackson.
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Well that does make a certain amount of sense.  Though it's a mixed blessing.  Women find "fast" men less interesting.
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Quote from: Vince on April 16, 2009, 01:55:47 PM

I'm still waiting on a Tom Brady Madden cover box.   <_<

WTF do you want that for? I thought you were a Jets fan.
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sbr

Quote from: MadImmortalMan on April 16, 2009, 06:30:30 PM
Quote from: Vince on April 16, 2009, 01:55:47 PM

I'm still waiting on a Tom Brady Madden cover box.   <_<

WTF do you want that for? I thought you were a Jets fan.
The Madden Cover Curse, I would imagine.