What the Internet reveals about sexual desire

[Ed Anger]

Good God, I just found something out that is horrifying: pornography (of any sort) appears to be illegal in the Ukraine?  Stalin was right.

In Soviet Russia, film rapes you.

[MadImmortalMan]

Good God, I just found something out that is horrifying: pornography (of any sort) appears to be illegal in the Ukraine? 

Funny. It's their #2 export. Right after credit card fraud.

[Martinus]

Edit: I also just learned a new word--irrumation.  That's Latin way for face fuck.

Yes. Irrumator is such a lovely insult/job description for a guy who is on the receiving end of this. 

I remember that from my Vampire: Rome game - there it is an insult used for the "Daeva" clan (the guys who replaced Toreadors in nWoD).

[Ideologue]

Evidently it was considered quite degrading in Roman times.  The Romans really weren't as cool as they're often made out.

[Martinus]

Evidently it was considered quite degrading in Roman times.  The Romans really weren't as cool as they're often made out.

Well, being called a cock-sucker is not exactly the highest praise today either.

[Drakken]

Evidently it was considered quite degrading in Roman times.  The Romans really weren't as cool as they're often made out.

Catullus was cool as hell, though. I'm sure he made a lot of nice friends with his smooth writing.

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi,
qui me ex versiculis meis putastis,
quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum.
Nam castum esse decet pium poetam
ipsum, versiculos nihil necessest;
qui tum denique habent salem ac leporem,
si sunt molliculi ac parum pudici
et quod pruriat incitare possunt,
non dico pueris, sed his pilosis
qui duros nequeunt movere lumbos.
Vos, quod milia multa basiorum
legistis, male me marem putatis?
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

[Malthus]

For those of us who are not fluent in Latin? 

[Drakken]

For those of us who are not fluent in Latin? 

Catullus 16 :

I will sodomize you and face-fuck you,
pussy Aurelius and catamite Furius,
you who think, because my poems
are sensitive, that I have no shame.
For it's proper for a devoted poet to be moral
himself, but in no way is it necessary for his poems.
In point of fact, these have wit and charm
if they are sensitive and a little shameless,
and can arouse an itch,
and I don't mean in boys, but in those hairy old men
who can't get it up.
Because you've read my countless kisses,
you think less of me as a man?
I will sodomize you and face-fuck you.

[HVC]

The siege of his time

[Malthus]

The siege of his time

Damn. 

[Drakken]

The siege of his time

More like the Grallon of his time.

[Eddie Teach]

Grallon's not that macho.

[Caliga]

For those of us who are not fluent in Latin? 

I'm surprised you've never seen that poem before.

When I was studying Latin in college, one of the goof-offs asked our professor (who was a very prim and proper elderly English lady) if we could read it.  Surprisingly, she said "sure!" and led the class in a reading, but then asked the student to translate it to English aloud for the class.  He got PWNED.

edit:  FYI I think the poem was originally written because the subjects of it publicly called Catullus a faggot.

[Caliga]

The siege of his time

More like the Grallon of his time.

I actually think he's kinda like the Mart of his time (see my last post).

[Eddie Teach]

Again, not macho enough. Catullus himself may have been more like Marty or Grallon, but that poem is vintage Siegebreaker.