Objectivist Dating Site

[Jacob]

This might be appropriate for some people here: http://www.theatlasphere.com/

A New York Times article with some quotes from profiles: http://nymag.com/news/features/artifact/51814/

[Ed Anger]

ugh.

[Malthus]

This might be appropriate for some people here: http://www.theatlasphere.com/

A New York Times article with some quotes from profiles: http://nymag.com/news/features/artifact/51814/

Some of those can't be serious. They are, however, very funny. 

thustotyrants, Selden, New York
[I am] short, stark, and mansome.

You should contact me if you are a skinny woman. If your words are a meaningful progression of concepts rather than a series of vocalizations induced by your spinal cord for the purpose of complementing my tone of voice. If you've seen the meatbot, the walking automaton, the pod-people, the dense, glazy-eyed substrate through which living organisms such as myself must escape to reach air and sunlight. If you've realized that if speech is to be regarded as a cognitive function, technically they aren't speaking, and you don't have to listen.

[Ideologue]

If your words are a meaningful progression of concepts rather than a series of vocalizations induced by your spinal cord

Randians: unaware that it's important to look up correct details when they're trying to pass themselves off as intelligent.

I don't think that's a particularly correct use of the word "substrate" either, although possibly telling: a substrate is what you grow upon, and what supports you.

[Ed Anger]

I'm gonna stick with J Date.

[Eddie Teach]

They make you pay to see member photos. No thanks.

[Caliga]

I'm gonna stick with J Date.

Is that the one for Jew chicks?

[Ed Anger]

I'm gonna stick with J Date.

Is that the one for Jew chicks?

yes.

[Caliga]

  Didn't realize you had a thing for JAPs.

[Ed Anger]

*sigh*

[grumbler]

If your words are a meaningful progression of concepts rather than a series of vocalizations induced by your spinal cord

Randians: unaware that it's important to look up correct details when they're trying to pass themselves off as intelligent.

I don't think that's a particularly correct use of the word "substrate" either, although possibly telling: a substrate is what you grow upon, and what supports you.

And the phrase "If you've seen the meatbot, the walking automaton, the pod-people, the dense, glazy-eyed substrate through which living organisms such as myself must escape to reach air and sunlight" is just an over-worded sentence fragment.  Epic fial.

[Legbiter]

Yeah, I'm sure the objectivist method is the way to go towards attracting women...

Although, shouldn't we as Languish reach out to Slargos and help a brotha out?

Thin him out a bit, let him grow human hair back, teach cocky & fun self assurance with the ladies, etc.

I volunteer to serve as Slargos's wingman if he finds himself stranded in the Thule Ultimate Aryan paradise.

[CountDeMoney]

Slargos is such a shitty faux Eurofascist, he makes me miss Hortlund, who was even more fun to bash.

[Ideologue]

If your words are a meaningful progression of concepts rather than a series of vocalizations induced by your spinal cord

Randians: unaware that it's important to look up correct details when they're trying to pass themselves off as intelligent.

I don't think that's a particularly correct use of the word "substrate" either, although possibly telling: a substrate is what you grow upon, and what supports you.

And the phrase "If you've seen the meatbot, the walking automaton, the pod-people, the dense, glazy-eyed substrate through which living organisms such as myself must escape to reach air and sunlight" is just an over-worded sentence fragment.  Epic fial.

Well, it's bad grammar, but the superordinate clause there is implied.  "[Call me] if you're not a meatbot."  I think.  It's still terrible, of course.

And, actually, a meatbot sounds pretty great.

[Legbiter]

Slargos is such a shitty faux Eurofascist, he makes me miss Hortlund, who was even more fun to bash.

90% of his wannabe-skinheadism is because he's never gotten properly laid, followed up with a long term girlfriend.

Guy's got a steady job, he's not rapist-looking once he grows his hair back.

How would you get a guy like him laid in Baltimore? No monetary cheating allowed.

Seriously, you're a hypothetical lifestyle coach, you get landed with Slargos. How does the penis connect with the vagina?

Take it away.