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Started by viper37, April 08, 2011, 01:53:20 PM

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viper37

April 08, 2011, 01:53:20 PM
Probably NSFW

College girls posing sexy for a calendar, with anti-corruption ads of some sort.
Can't understand the text myself, so I have to concentrate on the rest of the message ;)
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#1
April 08, 2011, 01:54:05 PM
Wouldn't the Russian way of fighting corruption be to execute anyone who reports corruption?
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April 08, 2011, 02:15:23 PM


shit.... Dima Bilan needs to fork over some of his filthy Eurovision lucre or the FSB is coming to get him....
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

DGuller

#3
April 08, 2011, 02:26:15 PM
Those of you who are not Russian are lucky that you'll never get to hear Anna Chapman speak.  Let's just say that she's way hotter when she's quiet.

Habbaku

#4
April 08, 2011, 02:39:32 PM
This is fairly similar to the Ukrainian protest group, Femen.  Only they do nude protests in public.  And are better looking.
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Viking

#5
April 08, 2011, 02:47:23 PM
Quote from: DGuller on April 08, 2011, 02:26:15 PM
Those of you who are not Russian are lucky that you'll never get to hear Anna Chapman speak.  Let's just say that she's way hotter when she's quiet.

When I heard her speak I was reminded of the episode of Blackadder goes Forth where the guy with the obvious hard german accent wasn't the spy, or the Python sketch with Hitler, Himmler, Göring and Ribbentropp hiding out in an english seaside B&B.

She couldn't possibly be a spy.. her accent was too strong...
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Ideologue

#6
April 08, 2011, 03:23:19 PM
"Sex protuberance corrupts"?  Then why do you have a picture of naked women that makes me necessarily protrube?  Crazy fucking Russians.
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April 08, 2011, 03:47:02 PM
Quote from: Viking on April 08, 2011, 02:47:23 PM
Quote from: DGuller on April 08, 2011, 02:26:15 PM
Those of you who are not Russian are lucky that you'll never get to hear Anna Chapman speak.  Let's just say that she's way hotter when she's quiet.

When I heard her speak I was reminded of the episode of Blackadder goes Forth where the guy with the obvious hard german accent wasn't the spy, or the Python sketch with Hitler, Himmler, Göring and Ribbentropp hiding out in an english seaside B&B.

She couldn't possibly be a spy.. her accent was too strong...

Typically, spies pretend to be from a third country to cover the accent.  Even spies who have largely conquered the their native accent.
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dps

#8
April 08, 2011, 05:41:09 PM
Why is that one chick giving us the finger with the wrong finger?  Is that the way they flip someone the bird in Russia, or does it mean something else?  Or is her hand on backwards, like she's a mutant or something?

Hmm, or maybe just a bad photoshop?

Ed Anger

#9
April 08, 2011, 05:44:40 PM
You know, my pickle didn't tingle much looking at those pictures.

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Slargos

#10
April 08, 2011, 05:46:43 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 08, 2011, 05:44:40 PM
You know, my pickle didn't tingle much looking at those pictures.

SHARP KNEES.

They look so despondently Russian.  :D

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MadImmortalMan

#11
April 08, 2011, 05:51:52 PM
Quote from: Viking on April 08, 2011, 02:15:23 PM


shit.... Dima Bilan needs to fork over some of his filthy Eurovision lucre or the FSB is coming to get him....


Gun safety fail. Not a very good spy if you ask me.
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Ed Anger

#12
April 08, 2011, 06:03:10 PM
Quote from: Slargos on April 08, 2011, 05:46:43 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 08, 2011, 05:44:40 PM
You know, my pickle didn't tingle much looking at those pictures.

SHARP KNEES.

They look so despondently Russian.  :D

"All I have to look forward to is drinking myself to death. Yay!"

All footage from Russia looks the same. It is like the cameras are all set to 'sad'.

Yes, I stole that joke.
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Slargos

#13
April 08, 2011, 06:07:25 PM
I like boxing chick and rat-girl though.

Scipio

#14
April 08, 2011, 06:15:25 PM
The first poster says: Sex against corruption. 

The second one says: Love against hate.

The third one says: Neither giving nor hating, to anyone or ever.

The fourth one says: Don't get married to a corruptioneer.

The fifth one says: I will not permit sawing out of principle (obviously slang, pun, or an idiom of some kind)

The sixth one says: I give it to the grifters.  On the face!

The seventh one says: I will grind it out without graft.

The eighth one says: I'll teach them to live without graft.

The ninth one says: I build without kickbacks.

The tenth one says: Envelopes are only for letters.

The eleventh one says: I will heal them of corruption.

The twelfth one says: I'm learn that grifter!

The thirteenth one says: I'm going to drum out graft,

The fourteenth one says: It's open season.
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