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Started by CountDeMoney, April 02, 2011, 06:55:55 PM

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Capetan Mihali

#585
May 15, 2014, 02:22:27 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 14, 2014, 09:02:39 PM
Name for an outspoken black cat? Huey P. Mewton

:D  I was thinking Meowcolm X.
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Norgy

#586
May 15, 2014, 02:38:31 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on May 15, 2014, 02:22:27 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 14, 2014, 09:02:39 PM
Name for an outspoken black cat? Huey P. Mewton

:D  I was thinking Meowcolm X.

:lol:

Either is great.
Meowlson Mandela would work too.

Norgy

#587
May 15, 2014, 05:06:50 PM

11B4V

#588
May 15, 2014, 10:11:23 PM
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Ed Anger

#589
May 16, 2014, 07:00:25 AM
I hear a cat saved a kid from a dog.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#591
May 16, 2014, 10:03:35 PM
They've quarantined that dog, and will youthinasia it in 10 days.

There are no winners here.  :(

Razgovory

#592
May 16, 2014, 10:06:04 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 16, 2014, 10:03:35 PM
They've quarantined that dog, and will youthinasia it in 10 days.

There are no winners here.  :(

There is a reason why you should keep your dogs on a leash.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

CountDeMoney

#593
May 16, 2014, 10:06:34 PM
He just wanted to play.  Not his fault toddlers are so squishy.

Razgovory

#594
May 16, 2014, 10:12:13 PM
That's why you keep them in an enclosed yard or on leash.  It's irresponsible not to do that.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

The Brain

#595
May 17, 2014, 05:15:01 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 16, 2014, 10:12:13 PM
That's why you keep them in an enclosed yard or on leash.  It's irresponsible not to do that.

Social services are gonna love that. :rolleyes:
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Malthus

#596
May 23, 2014, 02:48:40 PM
Cat went to the vet today for teeth cleaning; vet castigated mildly about not brushing her teeth.  :(

With my cat, "brushing her teeth" would require a chain-mail outfit to avoid fatal blood loss. She does not appreciate having stuff stuck in her mouth, and is happy to pass that lack of appreciation on to you.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

mongers

#597
May 23, 2014, 03:00:16 PM
Quote from: Malthus on May 23, 2014, 02:48:40 PM
Cat went to the vet today for teeth cleaning; vet castigated mildly about not brushing her teeth.  :(

With my cat, "brushing her teeth" would require a chain-mail outfit to avoid fatal blood loss. She does not appreciate having stuff stuck in her mouth, and is happy to pass that lack of appreciation on to you.

:blink:

never did my cats in like a dozen years.   :blush:
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Tonitrus

#598
May 23, 2014, 03:17:03 PM
I blame the modern boutique pet culture for raising that bar.

Capetan Mihali

#599
May 23, 2014, 03:26:39 PM
If they're eating commercial cat food especially, cats do need to get their teeth cleaned/looked at, so that an infected tooth doesn't spread and turn into sepsis, etc.

My old cat had to have all his teeth extracted by the end, except for his long fangs, so he looked pretty goofy.
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)
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