The Cat Megathread

[CountDeMoney]

I expect no less from Your Average Chinaman^tm, and I've seen worse anyway.

[HVC]

My parents cat has always been an active sleeper. Many a dream mouse has been vanquished as her legs flail away in her sleep. However, in the last year or so she's gotten a new habit that I can only call attempted sleep walking. While in her dream chase she'll sometimes  get up for a second and the flops over. In of itself it's cute, but mixed with her perpensity to sleep at the edge of tall things means she fall off stuff in her sleep. She always looks indignant and confused upon being woken up by crashing to the floor. It's both hilarious and kind of sad.

[CountDeMoney]

I bought a pair of puddytat velcro bowties that were on clearance. Operation Are You Fucking Kidding will commence later this week.

[HVC]

don't become that person who dresses up their pet. Just don't.

[CountDeMoney]

Too late.

We're already working on running through some Ibsen dialogue.

[HVC]

just FYI that guy gets his face eaten by his pets when the time comes. Just a fair warning

[CountDeMoney]

 Cool, it'll be like a Shel Silverstein story, but with more blood and less suffocating Jewish guilt.

[Barrister]

just FYI that guy gets his face eaten by his pets when the time comes. Just a fair warning

[CdM]At least they won't go hungry when I'm no longer there to feed them.[/CdM]

[Malthus]

don't become that person who dresses up their pet. Just don't.

The pet store I buy cat food at has a new item in stock - baby carriages with a mesh top, for people to walk their cats in.

Beside that, there was some doll clothes for cats.

[HVC]

Find a new store. that one has been compromised

[dps]

don't become that person who dresses up their pet. Just don't.

The pet store I buy cat food at has a new item in stock - baby carriages with a mesh top, for people to walk their cats in.

Do they cost $2000?

[mongers]

don't become that person who dresses up their pet. Just don't.

The pet store I buy cat food at has a new item in stock - baby carriages with a mesh top, for people to walk their cats in.

Do they cost $2000?

OK, baby strollers for cats owners, but shouldn't it cut both ways, what about litter trays for children? 

[Jacob]

OK, baby strollers for cats owners, but shouldn't it cut both ways, what about litter trays for children? 

[Ed Anger]

I bought a pair of puddytat velcro bowties that were on clearance. Operation Are You Fucking Kidding will commence later this week.

Nation of Islam kitties. Great.

[CountDeMoney]

Ham sausage and bacon, white devil.  Here, have a bean pie and last week's Roll Call.