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Started by Caliga, April 01, 2011, 07:13:32 AM

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Caliga

lulz, LinkedIn had the following "people you might know" profile up:

QuoteWerner Heisenberg
This *may* be Heisenberg's profile
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Eddie Teach

Does he look like Brian Cranston?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Grey Fox

Blizzard fools are, as usual, pretty good.

Crabby, an annoying helper like the one office use to have.
A pitch dark dungeon with OMGSOGOTH as final both
Starcraft Console version that use Kinect for control.
An Horoadric cube app for your smartphones that combines other apps into other Evil apps.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Ed Anger

I hate today. Every loser who thinks he is funny is going to try to pull pranks.

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Slargos

I had something great lined up for you, but now I will not bother.  :mad:

Caliga

Quote from: Ed Anger on April 01, 2011, 07:22:52 AM
I hate today. Every loser who thinks he is funny is going to try to pull pranks.


I was thinking about giving my boss a joke letter of resignation. :)
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DGuller

Quote from: Ed Anger on April 01, 2011, 07:22:52 AM
I hate today. Every loser who thinks he is funny is going to try to pull pranks.


:yes: For some reason a lot of people think that obvious April 1 pranks that are not in the least bit believable are amusing.

Ed Anger

Quote from: Slargos on April 01, 2011, 07:24:26 AM
I had something great lined up for you, but now I will not bother.  :mad:

Repeating Otto Remer's joke of sawing the legs off Himmler's desk isn't funny.  :mad:
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Eddie Teach

Quote from: Slargos on April 01, 2011, 07:24:26 AM
I had something great lined up for you, but now I will not bother.  :mad:

Snatching his cane and watching him fall isn't funny, just mean.  :mad:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Slargos

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 01, 2011, 09:07:24 AM
Quote from: Slargos on April 01, 2011, 07:24:26 AM
I had something great lined up for you, but now I will not bother.  :mad:

Snatching his cane and watching him fall isn't funny, just mean.  :mad:

Depends on what you're looking for in humour, I guess.  :hmm:

BuddhaRhubarb

*not looking forward to the usual people thinking their late fees are April fool's pranks. :sigh: *
:p

Habbaku

The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.

-J. R. R. Tolkien

Josquius

I never really experience April Fools in the real world. Nobody in my peer group is up early enough.
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Norgy

Quote from: Tyr on April 01, 2011, 12:43:50 PM
I never really experience April Fools in the real world. Nobody in my peer group is up early enough.

You sleep through the entire day?

Malthus

Quote from: Ed Anger on April 01, 2011, 07:54:33 AM
Quote from: Slargos on April 01, 2011, 07:24:26 AM
I had something great lined up for you, but now I will not bother.  :mad:

Repeating Otto Remer's joke of sawing the legs off Himmler's desk isn't funny.  :mad:

Sawing the legs off Himmler on the other hand ...  :D
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius