CALIGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Started by Darth Wagtaros, March 21, 2011, 08:16:24 PM

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Darth Wagtaros

March 21, 2011, 08:16:24 PM
What is teh story of you forgetting to wipe your hands after handling habaneros?    :menace:
PDH!

Eddie Teach

#1
March 21, 2011, 08:22:25 PM
I once did that(not sure what kind of peppers they were). I got the spices in my eyes and on my contacts. Not remotely pleasant.
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CountDeMoney

#2
March 21, 2011, 08:25:41 PM
Dude...the guy eats dinner at Sunoco, for fuck's sake.  You think he's got a grasp on hygiene?

Darth Wagtaros

#3
March 21, 2011, 08:26:30 PM
From what I hear he doesn't.
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March 22, 2011, 01:08:21 AM
There are two water wells in the Cooper Basin in Australia called Jabinero-1 and Jabinero-2. They are where the earths crust is at it's thinnest on land and the idea is to pump cold water into 1 and get steam out of 2 and generate electricity. The project never did work, geothermal does not give much power density.
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Caliga

#5
March 22, 2011, 04:05:54 AM
I was working with habaneros (was cooking a Jamaican jerk chicken recipe) and didn't wear gloves, and without thinking scratched my balls.  This course of action: NOT RECOMMENDED. :Embarrass:
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CountDeMoney

#6
March 22, 2011, 04:08:28 AM
I bet you sprayed cologne on your dick before your first date, too.

Valdemar

#7
March 22, 2011, 05:30:02 AM
You scratch your balls while cooking?  :x

Hopefully you washed them before resuming your cooking?  :ph34r:

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Caliga

#8
March 22, 2011, 05:31:20 AM
Not usually, no... but they itched real bad for some reason. :blush:

Habanero isn't a great cure for ball discomfort, it turns out.
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Darth Wagtaros

#9
March 22, 2011, 05:47:59 AM
I guess eating at the Caliga household has its own share of sanitary concerns.
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Josquius

#10
March 22, 2011, 06:11:47 AM
:lol:
Call it karma. If only every chef's balls would start burning when he scratched them as he worked then the world would be a better place.
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#11
March 22, 2011, 06:36:20 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on March 22, 2011, 05:47:59 AM
I guess eating at the Caliga household has its own share of sanitary concerns.
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Caliga

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March 22, 2011, 07:00:10 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on March 22, 2011, 05:47:59 AM
I guess eating at the Caliga household has its own share of sanitary concerns.
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derspiess

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March 22, 2011, 09:55:18 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 21, 2011, 08:22:25 PM
I once did that(not sure what kind of peppers they were). I got the spices in my eyes and on my contacts. Not remotely pleasant.

Did the same-- twice.  Turns out Serranos sting even worse than Habaneros :pinch:
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Savonarola

#14
March 22, 2011, 10:43:15 AM
One time I got a half bushel of jalepenos.  I smoked them and then sliced them up to dry them out.  Later that evening my girlfriend and I went to a sports bar for dinner and got some soft pretzles as an appetizer.  I couldn't figure out why she wasn't complaining about how spicy the pretzles were.  Later I realized that it was the pepper oils on my hand that turned everything I touched into edible fire.  I was like a Mexican Midas.
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