CALIGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ed Anger]

One time I got a half bushel of jalepenos.  I smoked them and then sliced them up to dry them out.  Later that evening my girlfriend and I went to a sports bar for dinner and got some soft pretzles as an appetizer.  I couldn't figure out why she wasn't complaining about how spicy the pretzles were.  Later I realized that it was the pepper oils on my hand that turned everything I touched into edible fire.  I was like a Mexican Midas.

[The Brain]

Meh. Cal does worse in mugs.

[Ideologue]

I was working with habaneros (was cooking a Jamaican jerk chicken recipe) and didn't wear gloves, and without thinking scratched my balls.  This course of action: NOT RECOMMENDED.

I did that once, dude.  It felt nice for several seconds, then the skin came off for a while.