TV/Movies Megathread

[Caliga]

It's just something I have to say.  It's like a mantra or a paternoster for me, etc.

[Josephus]

Those tits are incapable of improvement.  They are the Platonic ideal of tits.

Though Jo Jo, some NSFW issues could potentially arise. 

I've seen worse on this forum....but fixed

[Admiral Yi]

Dude, the hamsters running that link need a pick me upper.

[Josephus]

whatcha mean?

[Ed Anger]

Man, Scarlett Johansson does look a bit doughy in the Avengers movie.

The movie itself is stupid kids crap.

[Ed Anger]

I think a retard directed the Avengers.

[Ed Anger]

I'm sooooo bored.

[Admiral Yi]

whatcha mean?

I clicked you link and got green chugging circle and no nipple pics.

[Eddie Teach]

I think a retard directed the Avengers.

This should elicit some nerdrage.

[Ed Anger]

And who designed the aliens? Giant flying shark turds?

[Admiral Yi]

Watched a good chunk of Winter Soldier the other night.  A reasonable attempt to integrate firearms into a non-invulnerable super hero universe.

[Ed Anger]

Bill Bixby was a better Bruce Banner.

[Eddie Teach]

Yeah, I've never been too impressed with Ruffalo's acting or screen presence. He's always kind of a guy that's just there.

[Ed Anger]

They should have made an all midget version.

[Ideologue]

I think a retard directed the Avengers.

This should elicit some nerdrage.

Disinterested.  Anyway, he's right about the aliens.  They're weak.

I watched The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.  It is so bad.  It is so.  Fucking.  Bad.  Well shot, the CGI is great.  But nearly everything else (structure, almost the whole script, most of the acting, the hummingbird) is some of the worst shit in the world.  Now I can finally say I've seen every David Fincher film, and I wish I couldn't.