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[PRC]

The scene in the Avengers where Scarlett 'Blood Bubbles' Johansson was tied up in the chair.

A

The rest of the movie? I don't give a fuck.

That's the worst scene in the movie.

[Ed Anger]

The scene in the Avengers where Scarlett 'Blood Bubbles' Johansson was tied up in the chair.

A

The rest of the movie? I don't give a fuck.

That's the worst scene in the movie.

Homo.

[Darth Wagtaros]

They remade the Mountain Family Robinson? Heresy!

[PRC]

The scene in the Avengers where Scarlett 'Blood Bubbles' Johansson was tied up in the chair.

A

The rest of the movie? I don't give a fuck.

That's the worst scene in the movie.

Homo.

It's a failure of believability.  The perfectly tousled uniform, captured without a bruise and the ridiculous cel phone banter.  I like the movie overall but that scene is clearly a second team outcome and the only way it could be considered positive is if your intellectual capacity for film doesn't go further than "boobies, hurr, hurr".

[Ed Anger]

Boobies. Hurt hurr.

That is it actually. I'm not watching a comic book film for its intellectual properties.

[Eddie Teach]

Nuh-uh.

Wait, music composed by Wang Chung?  SOLD.

Best Wang Chung song..EVAR

You mean they had more than one?

[CountDeMoney]

Nuh-uh.

Wait, music composed by Wang Chung?  SOLD.

Best Wang Chung song..EVAR

Hells yeah.

[jimmy olsen]

The scene in the Avengers where Scarlett 'Blood Bubbles' Johansson was tied up in the chair.

A

The rest of the movie? I don't give a fuck.

That's the worst scene in the movie.

I've never seen that scene with English subtitles, so I don't know what they're talking about.

[Ideologue]

I bet that's an annoying aspect of living in a foreign country.  You go to see an English language film, but when the characters are speaking Russian, etc., it's subtitled in the bar-bar language of your host country.

[Duque de Bragança]

Hey Ide, did you ever see To Live and Die in L.A. yet?

Now, that's a genre classic! 

[Viking]

I bet that's an annoying aspect of living in a foreign country.  You go to see an English language film, but when the characters are speaking Russian, etc., it's subtitled in the bar-bar language of your host country.

There I was, with my friends, out to see a movie: The Lego Movie. And when I am ordering tickets I find out that there are no non-dubbed versions. We skipped the movie and went straight to the drinking of the beer.

Then again, I watched charlies angels dubbed into german with an american in germany when it came out. We were the only ones laughing at both the original jokes lost in translation and the ones the dubbing created.

[Savonarola]

CB and I watched "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut" last night.  This morning:

CB:  Ugh, I've got the "Uncle Fucker" song stuck in my head
Savonarola:  I blame Canada

It's surprising how well the movie holds up fifteen years after release.  I think the real strength is in the songs especially in how clever a parody of "Oklahoma" and "One Day More," "Uncle Fucka," and "La Resistance," are respectively.  Also how well done the Busby Berkeley dance number parodies "It's Easy MMMKay" and "I'm Super" are.

[Scipio]

The scene in the Avengers where Scarlett 'Blood Bubbles' Johansson was tied up in the chair.

A

The rest of the movie? I don't give a fuck.

That's the worst scene in the movie.

I've never seen that scene with English subtitles, so I don't know what they're talking about.

Let me transcribe the dialogue for you:

"You may be hot, but your Russian accent is shit."

"Thanks, ugly."

[CountDeMoney]

CB and I watched "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut" last night.  This morning:

CB:  Ugh, I've got the "Uncle Fucker" song stuck in my head
Savonarola:  I blame Canada

It's surprising how well the movie holds up fifteen years after release.  I think the real strength is in the songs especially in how clever a parody of "Oklahoma" and "One Day More," "Uncle Fucka," and "La Resistance," are respectively.  Also how well done the Busby Berkeley dance number parodies "It's Easy MMMKay" and "I'm Super" are.

That film's orchestration and songwriting is a hell of a lot stronger than it's given credit for.  A fantastic work on several levels.

[garbon]

The Other Woman

About what you would expect. Leslie Mann was the show stealer - her neurotic character was just great.