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Started by Eddie Teach, March 06, 2011, 09:29:27 AM

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Razgovory

Quote from: Ed Anger on September 20, 2011, 07:42:35 AM
Saw a commercial for a new Three Musketeers movie. It looks like they took Dumas' work, raped it, shit on it and then vomited on it.

If I was french, I would have violently vomited.

I have long since refused to see any Three musketeers movie where someone isn't dressed as a polar bear.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

CountDeMoney

Quote from: Ed Anger on September 20, 2011, 07:42:35 AM
Saw a commercial for a new Three Musketeers movie. It looks like they took Dumas' work, raped it, shit on it and then vomited on it.

If I was french, I would have violently vomited.


You really, really want to know about vomit?  Do you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twYq5QkNPKw

YOU DONT KNOW WHAT VOMIT IS

garbon

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I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Ideologue

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 20, 2011, 05:15:42 AM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on September 19, 2011, 11:33:22 PM
So how did Charlie die?  :P

He drowned. :contract:


(Didn't watch any of 2 1/2 men)

Or got an infection from those filthy fingernails.

P.S. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

viper37

Quote from: Neil on September 20, 2011, 08:48:50 PM
That wasn't on a real network though.
I keep thinking HBO should do a sci-fi show.  I can't imagine nerds not tuning to some hot naked space babes, plus the regular HBO crowd.
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

Darth Wagtaros

I'm surprised the Frogs don't rise as one and destroy the producers of the Three Musketeers.

Saw a trailer for Once Upon a Time.  If it isn't too bad I might watch that one.
PDH!

viper37

Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on September 21, 2011, 07:14:28 AM
I'm surprised the Frogs don't rise as one and destroy the producers of the Three Musketeers.
is that the movie with a flying ship?  If so, it looks ridiculous.
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

Eddie Teach

Quote from: Ideologue on September 20, 2011, 11:17:28 PM
Or got an infection from those filthy fingernails.

P.S. I have no idea what you're talking about.

Life stranded on a tropical island in the middle of nowhere makes grooming a challenge.

p.s. Get Lost. Well, actually just find it online somewhere and watch the first couple seasons with the foreknowledge that lots of bits will remain unexplained at the end.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Darth Wagtaros

Quote from: viper37 on September 21, 2011, 08:16:28 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on September 21, 2011, 07:14:28 AM
I'm surprised the Frogs don't rise as one and destroy the producers of the Three Musketeers.
is that the movie with a flying ship?  If so, it looks ridiculous.
One of the three is a chick, and that was the least ridiculous part of the trailer.
PDH!

Grey Fox

Watched the Pilot of 2 Broke Girls. Dennings sure does have giant boobs.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Eddie Teach

Revenge. First pilot I've liked this season.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Zoupa

Quote from: Grey Fox on September 21, 2011, 11:53:56 AM
Watched the Pilot of 2 Broke Girls. Dennings sure does have giant boobs.

She's pretty dreamy.

For a jewess. :frog:

CountDeMoney

Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on September 21, 2011, 07:14:28 AM
I'm surprised the Frogs don't rise as one and destroy the producers of the Three Musketeers.

Which one?  There's been a multitude of Three Musketeers abortions over the course of the last 60 years.

As far as I'm concerned, the only people that got the shit right when it came to Three Musketeers is Mars, Inc.

Zoupa

Quote from: Ed Anger on September 20, 2011, 07:42:35 AM
Saw a commercial for a new Three Musketeers movie. It looks like they took Dumas' work, raped it, shit on it and then vomited on it.

If I was french, I would have violently vomited.

WTF. I just saw some shit with flying ships. Is that the one?

Habbaku

Quote from: Grey Fox on September 21, 2011, 11:53:56 AM
Watched the Pilot of 2 Broke Girls. Dennings sure does have giant boobs.

Yes.  Yes she does.  They're online, too.  :perv:
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