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Started by Eddie Teach, March 06, 2011, 09:29:27 AM

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Eddie Teach

Quote from: Ed Anger on May 21, 2011, 01:46:07 PM
Jennifer Anniston, while still good looking, just exudes a sad aura of her ovaries drying up. She might as well get 20 cats.

She's always had a sad aura.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Viking

Quote from: Ed Anger on May 21, 2011, 01:46:07 PM
Jennifer Anniston, while still good looking, just exudes a sad aura of her ovaries drying up. She might as well get 20 cats.

she has gone from cute -> hott -> shrill
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Slargos

I hope you both die and burn in hell for eternity.

Eddie Teach

Quote from: Slargos on May 21, 2011, 02:51:06 PM
I hope you both die and burn in hell for eternity.

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Sorry, I've just never seen any Aniston character that appeared to be happy or content in general. They're always either wanting something or someone they can't have or dissatisfied with what they do have.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Admiral Yi

What Peter Wigger said. In Friends she was the moody one.  In The Brothers McMullan she was the unhappy one.  In The Good Wife she was the unhappy one.  Though I think shrill is going way too far.

CountDeMoney

Unhappy or not, I'd still come on her back.
But she's probably not into that, which is why Brad left her for that freak Jolie.

Ed Anger

I'd give her a room in my basement.

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Eddie Teach

To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Norgy

I have watched a couple of seasons of Malcolm In The Middle again. It was a good show. Bryan Cranston's actually just better at chemistry in Breaking Bad.

Viking

Quote from: Slargos on May 21, 2011, 02:51:06 PM
I hope you both die and burn in hell for eternity.

Hell for us smug atheists is to be sent to hell where angels bring us lemon pies and hot chocolate just to drive us crazy about having been wrong all along on this god question.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Slargos

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 21, 2011, 03:02:02 PM
Quote from: Slargos on May 21, 2011, 02:51:06 PM
I hope you both die and burn in hell for eternity.

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Sorry, I've just never seen any Aniston character that appeared to be happy or content in general. They're always either wanting something or someone they can't have or dissatisfied with what they do have.

To be fair, I was talking about Viking and Anger.

I overlooked your post, possibly because you are so eminently forgettable.

Ed Anger

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

garbon

Bridesmaids

Actually really good.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Josquius

The Loved Ones- Strange Australian horror film. Girl asks guy out, he already has a girlfriend so says no, her evil dad kills the guy's dog then kidnaps him. At home they torture him and do nasty crap. Turns out when they're done with him they're to drill a hole in his head, pour boiling water in it then throw him in a pit under their house with a bunch of other guys they've done it to. Guy of course escapes and kills evil doers. Weird.
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Josephus

Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011