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Started by Eddie Teach, March 06, 2011, 09:29:27 AM

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Josephus

Quote from: celedhring on March 31, 2019, 08:30:13 AM
Love Death Robots. It's very uneven, and I'd say the strike rate for me has been under 50%, but since the episodes are so short, even the terrible ones go quickly. And there are a few very good ones.

Be prepared that some of them are pretty neckbeardy (i.e. lots of sex, gratuitous female nudity and various incel fetishes)

neckbeardy?
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Eddie Teach

I saw Tim's zombie show. Pretty good, but feel gypped by the cliffhanger.  <_<
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The Dirt (2019)

Yes, it's an episode of "Behind the Music," with nudity, scenes of drug use and projectile vomiting; but what an episode.  Mötley Crüe took the sex, drugs and... uhm... projectile vomiting much further than anyone (except Ozzy, of course.) 

They had to cut out some stuff (no Pamela Anderson even) and the film reaches the "Happy ending reunion" much sooner than the real Mötley Crüe did (ending when Vince Neil rejoined, rather than when Tommy Lee did.)  Still it's an enjoyably raucous/disturbing trip down memory lane for anyone who er... had friends who listened to hair metal 80s.
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Syt

Isn't it a more family friendly version of the tell all book of the same name?
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Savonarola

Quote from: Syt on April 02, 2019, 03:37:00 PM
Isn't it a more family friendly version of the tell all book of the same name?

It only covers the first two thirds of the book (ending at Vince's return to the band.)  They didn't include the grossest excesses (no fecal art with Ozzy) and things that would really be outside the pale today (no sexual assault); but it's still pretty rude.  Mötley Crüe went with Netflix because every other studio they approached wanted to make a completely sanitized version of the book.
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Savonarola

Quote from: Barrister on March 29, 2019, 10:37:25 PM
Kids are on spring break, and I took the week off as well.  So on Friday, we took the kids to see a matinee showing of Captain Marvel.

All in all a good flick.   I have a feeling I'm going to list more complaints than praise, but I (and the kids) enjoyed the movie.

It can't help but feel a bit anti-climactic compared to Infinity War, and nowhere near as funny as Ant Man & the Wasp, or Thor: Ragnarok.  It's yet another origin story, which we've seen a few times before.  Carol Danvers / Cpt Marvel / Vers  feels bit wooden at times - perhaps because of the whole amnesia storyline, or perhaps because she doesn't have the same effortless charm of a Robert Downey Jr.  We'll see how she plays out in future.

Yeah,  there weren't any surprises in it.  It had the bad luck of following "Black Panther" and "Into the Spiderverse." I thought it came across as vanilla as compared to those origin stories.

QuoteThe anti-aging tech used on Samuel L Jackson has come a long way from even when it was used in Iron Man 2 - looked pretty good really.

Thought they'd make more use out of the 90s setting - other than a handful of gags about how slow computers are (and of course crashing into a Blockbuster) it could have been set in the modern time.

There was the bone phone, two way pagers, the grunge look and Alta Vista as well.  (Plus Stan Lee is rehearsing his lines to "Mall Rats.")  I think they did a decent job of making the film look a little less slick, shiny and high-tech than the other Marvel movies.

QuoteThe soundtrack, however, felt right at home to this Gen-Xer.

I could have gone the rest of my life without hearing anything by Hole ever again.

QuoteExcited to see Avengers: Endgame next month though. :thumbsup:

:thumbsup:
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

celedhring

The Mallrats bit was an awesome easter egg. Good final cameo for Stan Lee.

But yeah, the film felt very safe. But heck, I was entertained so I won't complain. SLJ and Larsson had great chemistry.

Valmy

Quote from: Barrister on March 29, 2019, 10:37:25 PM
Kids are on spring break, and I took the week off as well.  So on Friday, we took the kids to see a matinee showing of Captain Marvel.

So I saw the preview for that film and was really underwhelmed by it. I thought "who the fuck ever heard of this Captain Marvel character? This will probably bomb with some generic looking superhero nobody has ever heard of. This genre is getting over-saturated and played out."

And boy was I ever fucking wrong. But I guess I should have known after "Aquaman" was a smash hit. People still just cannot get enough superheroes I guess.
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Barrister

Quote from: Valmy on April 02, 2019, 10:50:06 PM
Quote from: Barrister on March 29, 2019, 10:37:25 PM
Kids are on spring break, and I took the week off as well.  So on Friday, we took the kids to see a matinee showing of Captain Marvel.

So I saw the preview for that film and was really underwhelmed by it. I thought "who the fuck ever heard of this Captain Marvel character? This will probably bomb with some generic looking superhero nobody has ever heard of. This genre is getting over-saturated and played out."

And boy was I ever fucking wrong. But I guess I should have known after "Aquaman" was a smash hit. People still just cannot get enough superheroes I guess.

You know, as a kid I never really got into comic books.  I was too smart for them - I read real books.  To the very limited extent I did read them, I was more of a DC guy.

But you know what - Marvel/Disney has got a formula down to make entertaining movies.  I think at this point I've seen every MCU movie save Hulk (which has terrible reviews).  And the way they've built up the storylines between movies has been fascinating to watch.

I don't think I'm a superhero fan.  But I like fun, action-comedy type flicks, which Marvel/Disney knows how to produce in spades.
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Threviel

I watch superhero movies like it's an inverted porno, I flash by the action scenes and just watch the dialogue. I've kind of had enough of pixels fighting pixels endlessly.

viper37

Quote from: Barrister on April 02, 2019, 11:24:56 PM
You know, as a kid I never really got into comic books.  I was too smart for them - I read real books.  To the very limited extent I did read them, I was more of a DC guy.
You're not alone! :)

My cousin had a few comic books, mostly Spiderman, and I kept reading them whenever we get there.  I hated that there was never a complete story in one comic book though :)

There was an anime on tv as a kid, some kind of Avengers tv show.  But I really liked the X-Men later in my life. :)

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But you know what - Marvel/Disney has got a formula down to make entertaining movies.  I think at this point I've seen every MCU movie save Hulk (which has terrible reviews).  And the way they've built up the storylines between movies has been fascinating to watch.
There are two Hulks.  The one with Edward Norton is good.

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I don't think I'm a superhero fan.  But I like fun, action-comedy type flicks, which Marvel/Disney knows how to produce in spades.
Yeah, I have to read online about the characters before going into any movie.
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Quote from: viper37 on April 03, 2019, 10:04:13 AM
There are two Hulks.  The one with Edward Norton is good.

Marvel disagreed.
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celedhring

Quote from: Eddie Teach on April 03, 2019, 10:13:06 AM
Quote from: viper37 on April 03, 2019, 10:04:13 AM
There are two Hulks.  The one with Edward Norton is good.

Marvel disagreed.

Yeah, none of the Hulk movies is any good.

Tamas

Even reading discussion on superhero movies exhaust me now. Can't this fucking infantile genre just die already?!

Grey Fox

Quote from: Tamas on April 03, 2019, 10:47:13 AM
Even reading discussion on superhero movies exhaust me now. Can't this fucking infantile genre just die already?!

Stop reading & consuming media you do not like.
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