Everyday Adventures

[The Brain]

Two German women are sitting on a balcony nearby, talking, drinking, and singing along to 70s-90s music. Please advise.

[Tonitrus]

Ask for anal.

[The Brain]

My German isn't very good. But of course pushing the verb to the end of the sentence makes sense in this context.

[Admiral Yi]

Shouting distance or talking distance?

[The Brain]

Shouting distance or talking distance?

Pretty much talking distance.

[The Brain]

Update: they are now doing 00s music. Toxic, by B. Spears.

[Admiral Yi]

Sprint to the soopermarkt, buy a grill, some salmon, and some champagne (not the Russian stuff).  Start cooking on your balcony and ask them if they'd like some.

[The Brain]

Sprint to the soopermarkt, buy a grill, some salmon, and some champagne (not the Russian stuff).  Start cooking on your balcony and ask them if they'd like some.

Pretty good suggestion, but the local shops are closed here now. I do have some white wine though.

[Admiral Yi]

Clap after they sing along to a song.  Then ball's in their court.

Do you have any weed?

[The Brain]

I don't have any weed. I do have a replica 15th century helmet though.

[Jacob]

You could just start drinking and sing along whenever there's a song you know. See how they react to that.

[crazy canuck]

But try that without the helmet.

[Admiral Yi]

I don't have any weed. I do have a replica 15th century helmet though.

You score 87 on the creativity test.

[Jacob]

Keep the helmet out of view. Bring it out of the situation calls for it....

[The Brain]

Thank you all. They have now retreated inside. It's possible that I could lure them out again by hollering, but it's almost midnight and I hate to disturb people in the neighborhood who are trying to sleep. Maybe they'll be back on the balcony tomorrow, which is a Friday.