Do you have a fancy job title?

[BVN]

attaché or legal advisor, so nothing really fancy

[The Larch]

My job title is the most general unprecise title ever. I am : TECHNICIAN. In all caps, for some reason.

Heh, just like me, except the caps. :p If I feel like it, I can call myself "Project technician", in order to tell me apart from the Area technicians.

[Liep]

My title is quite straightforward, train driver. It makes sense.

[Caliga]

My official current title is "Revenue Systems Analyst", but I constantly get called "system manager" or "system designer" for our applications, even by my boss when introducing me to people (once he said "acting implementation manager" too).  I have a manager's cubicle (i.e. 3x as large as what the other 'official' analysts get), a Blackberry (only management gets those, too) and directly manage a testing consultant as well as indirectly manage a bunch of offshore devs.  I think the weirdness with the title is due to the hiring and salary freeze which has been in place since 2007, TBH.

This is the first time since 2000 that I've had a title of less than "Manager" of something  , but I get treated and generally paid as a manager, so I don't care that much.  My current company is extremely stingy about titles, too, which I think is also a factor.

...actually, come to think of it, my last job title was "Account Executive", so I guess that's not technically a manager title, but my business cards said "Recruiting Manager" and I directly managed between 25-35 people, so again I think it was just formalities/HR inflexibility.

[Grallon]

IT Buttler or IT Majordhomo.




G.

[Pedrito]

Supply Chain Manager in some contexts; Owner in others.

L.

[Admiral Yi]

My title is quite straightforward, train driver. It makes sense.

No shit?

[Valdemar]

My title is quite straightforward, train driver. It makes sense.

You drive trains? DSB, Arriva or S-Tog?

I sit at Sølvgade/Kalvebod as an external consultant.


As to titles, mine is manager in the classical big 4 hierachy setup. Consultant, sen. Consultant, Manager, Sen. manager, Director, partner.

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[Liep]

My title is quite straightforward, train driver. It makes sense.

You drive trains? DSB, Arriva or S-Tog?

I sit at Sølvgade/Kalvebod as an external consultant.

V

The funny looking red ones. Only ones I know on Kalvebod are the traffic controllers, but they could use consulting. :p

[Brazen]

Editor.

Not "fancy" but it's a neon sign in my heart.

[Octavian]

My title is quite common in the Danish civil service but somewhat difficult to translate. Several translations are used according to the web:

Academic, Administrative Officer

Adminstrative Officer, MSc

Head of section (somewhat misleading)

In danish it's AC-fuldmægtig.

[Lucidor]

No... Damn government jobs.

[Eddie Teach]

a Blackberry (only management gets those, too)

For some reason, this makes me 

[DontSayBanana]

"Unemployed" isn't much impressive as a job title.  Neither, for that matter, is the threefold job title I had with CSD: "Communication Assistant(CA)," "Relay Agent," or "Operator."  Explanation for that was that different states require different titles for the people working on their relay grids, so our computers would tell us which to use as each call came in.  In fact, the closest I came to a "fancy title" was when I was working sales as a "Marketing and Sales Representative," which utterly failed as an ego booster.

[MadImmortalMan]

My company only has three people with the title of Vice President. One of them is a co-owner of the company and another is the President's wife. 

I am a Director, but I don't have a budget in the billions. The company isn't anywhere near big enough for that. It's in the single-digit millions for my department. There is no CIO, so I'm the department head.