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Do you have a fancy job title?

Started by Zanza, April 06, 2010, 10:30:39 PM

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Monoriu


katmai

Depends on the job. 
But none of them are real fancy.
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Eddie Teach

"Best Boy" makes it sound like you work for Grallon.
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katmai

Thankfully that will never be my job title.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Eddie Teach

To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

katmai

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Zanza

Quote from: Barrister on April 06, 2010, 10:42:10 PMCrown Counsel.   :cool:
I like that title. All the official titles in Germany sounded better when we were still a "Reich", not a "Bund" (federation) even if those two terms are interchangable in German constitutional law.

Syt

A few nice examples:

Statistical Programming Scientist
VP, Strategic Biostatistics
Sr Pre-Analytical Tech Specialist
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Eddie Teach

To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

katmai

2nd Assistant Camera
Camera Production Assistant
Driver/Location Scout
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Eddie Teach

To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

katmai

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on April 07, 2010, 01:05:45 AM
Bo-ring.

hence why I said what I did in my first post in this thread, ya dumbass
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Monoriu

A lot of folks in my department are unhappy with their titles.  Their titles are like "system manager", which sounds like a help desk technician.  So they got "functional" titles for dealing with the private sector.  "System managers" become "managers", "senior system managers" become "senior managers" and so on. 


The Larch


Grey Fox

My job title is the most general unprecise title ever. I am : TECHNICIAN. In all caps, for some reason.
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