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Started by Viking, March 14, 2010, 09:47:11 AM

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Viking

March 14, 2010, 09:47:11 AM
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This GATTACA shit is making me nervous....
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Grallon

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March 14, 2010, 09:55:39 AM
Quote from: Viking on March 14, 2010, 09:47:11 AM



This GATTACA shit is making me nervous....


Eugenics is the way of the future Viking.




G.
"Clearly, a civilization that feels guilty for everything it is and does will lack the energy and conviction to defend itself."

~Jean-François Revel

The Larch

#2
March 14, 2010, 02:21:46 PM
What are you babbling about? It seems to be just a fertility test.

DisturbedPervert

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March 14, 2010, 02:26:07 PM
I wouldn't mind knowing if my boys can swim.  Be nice if they couldn't

Viking

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March 14, 2010, 02:45:36 PM
Quote from: The Larch on March 14, 2010, 02:21:46 PM
What are you babbling about? It seems to be just a fertility test.

I see this as an insidious opportunity for women to test us...

First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Barrister

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March 14, 2010, 03:22:35 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on March 14, 2010, 02:26:07 PM
I wouldn't mind knowing if my boys can swim.  Be nice if they couldn't

My sperm counts were above average.   :showoff:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Jaron

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March 14, 2010, 10:27:15 PM
Quote from: Barrister on March 14, 2010, 03:22:35 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on March 14, 2010, 02:26:07 PM
I wouldn't mind knowing if my boys can swim.  Be nice if they couldn't

My sperm counts were above average.   :showoff:

Its the curling!  :homestar:
Winner of THE grumbler point.

Admiral Yi

#7
March 15, 2010, 05:02:14 AM
It's the pleats! :homestar:

The Larch

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March 15, 2010, 05:06:44 AM
It's the Yukon.  :P
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