Quitting sugar

[Eddie Teach]

Thank you, Wiggin.  Now I'm losing weight not only from reduced appetite, but also from increased vomiting.

You're quite welcome.

[Darth Wagtaros]

Yep.  Tapeworms are the only diet tool that actually work.

Not sure I understand why though.

I get that the tapeworms are getting much of the sustenance out of your food; but aren't the *tapeworms* getting fat off of it? Since they are inside you, you would weigh as much as before! 

Duh.  You take the anti-tapeworm pills (eventually) and then crap it out.  As it slowly decomposes inside of you or you slowly ease it out of your rear end you lose weight! 

[Malthus]

I'm guessing they have a much higher metabolism than we do.

Why? All they do is hang around doing nothing but eating shit all day.

Sort of like some folks I could name ... 

[Malthus]

Duh.  You take the anti-tapeworm pills (eventually) and then crap it out.  As it slowly decomposes inside of you or you slowly ease it out of your rear end you lose weight!

Mere contemplation of this process is useful in reducing appetite.

[Eddie Teach]

Well, having looked into the matter, it doesn't appear there's any evidence that tapeworms really do help you lose weight.

[HVC]

I'm guessing they have a much higher metabolism than we do.

Why? All they do is hang around doing nothing but eating shit all day.

Sort of like some folks I could name ... 

Sure you'll weigh the same but look svelte thanks to all the lost calories, vitamins, and minerals. Who needs to be healthy when you look fabulous

[Eddie Teach]

It's funny, I could have sworn there were four misspelled words in that post a second ago. 

[HVC]

It's funny, I could have sworn there were four misspelled words in that post a second ago. 

there were a couple, yes

[Jaron]

Wake up America, the GOP WANTS us hooked on this stuff. Then in 2012 on the very eve of the Obama landslide (take 2) they will say "You want the good stuff? Better vote for Sarah "Sugar Mama" Palin!!!




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