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Started by Solmyr, February 20, 2010, 10:46:22 AM

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The Larch

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February 20, 2010, 10:57:54 AM
The elf sex expert is cute, I would wear pointy ears for her.

Syt

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February 20, 2010, 11:07:40 AM
I think there were such stories on asstr.org.
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Razgovory

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February 20, 2010, 12:23:33 PM
Quote from: The Larch on February 20, 2010, 10:57:54 AM
The elf sex expert is cute, I would wear pointy ears for her.

She's kinda lumpy.  Like she was beat about the face for a while.  Probably by an abusive elven lover.  I heard one of the rice crispy elves is looking at charges of domestic abuse.  Maybe it's connected.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Viking

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February 20, 2010, 08:14:05 PM
:bleeding: stoopid toorists!!!
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.
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