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Elf sex in Iceland

Started by Solmyr, February 20, 2010, 10:46:22 AM

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The Larch

The elf sex expert is cute, I would wear pointy ears for her.

Syt

I think there were such stories on asstr.org.
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Razgovory

Quote from: The Larch on February 20, 2010, 10:57:54 AM
The elf sex expert is cute, I would wear pointy ears for her.

She's kinda lumpy.  Like she was beat about the face for a while.  Probably by an abusive elven lover.  I heard one of the rice crispy elves is looking at charges of domestic abuse.  Maybe it's connected.
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