Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"

[Malthus]

Next thing you know, there will be a move on to convince dads to eat the afterbirth. Because it is all natural and bond-y to do so. 

I can't fail to notice you don't object to cutting your son's prepuce when you have reservations about cutting other parts of him...

But again, I don't know perhaps you didn't go through with the Brit Milah?




G.

What I object to is not that the cord was cut, but being asked to do it myself. 

People would look kinda odd walking about connected to their moms by an umbilical cord.

[Grallon]

What I object to is not that the cord was cut, but being asked to do it myself. 

People would look kinda odd walking about connected to their moms by an umbilical cord.

Speaking of doing things yourself - is it customary for the father to cut off the prepuce of his son during that ritual or is it the job of the rabbi?



G.

[The Brain]

What I object to is not that the cord was cut, but being asked to do it myself. 

People would look kinda odd walking about connected to their moms by an umbilical cord.

Speaking of doing things yourself - is it customary for the father to cut off the prepuce of his son during that ritual or is it the job of the rabbi?



G.

Not a Seinfeld fan I see.

[Malthus]

What I object to is not that the cord was cut, but being asked to do it myself. 

People would look kinda odd walking about connected to their moms by an umbilical cord.

Speaking of doing things yourself - is it customary for the father to cut off the prepuce of his son during that ritual or is it the job of the rabbi?



G.

Neither. It is the job of medical professionals trained for that task (though some of those are rabbis also).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohel

[The Brain]

How do you decide to become a Mohel anyway? You just wake up one day with a strong urge to cut up tiny cocks?

[Siege]

What is up with that cord-cutting thing anyway? I can think of better bonding experiences. Hell, pretty well anything else would be a better bonding experience. 

Dunno.  I went ahead & did it for the hell of it.  The tissue is a lot tougher than I thought it would be-- took me two attempts to cut clean through.

Thinking back through how overwhelming the whole experience was, I can almost see how some guys faint.

I would probably faint.

And can I cut it with my combat knife?

[Syt]

How do you decide to become a Mohel anyway? You just wake up one day with a strong urge to cut up tiny cocks?

I guess it starts like that with the first in the line and then becomes a family tradition. Like executioners in ye olden times.

[Siege]

What I object to is not that the cord was cut, but being asked to do it myself. 

People would look kinda odd walking about connected to their moms by an umbilical cord.

Speaking of doing things yourself - is it customary for the father to cut off the prepuce of his son during that ritual or is it the job of the rabbi?



G.

In sefaradi tradition have to be a direct relative, usually the grandfather of the child. I was circuncised by my grandpa, while my dad circuncised all my nefews.

The ashkenazi ussually use a mohel, which is a dude medically trained to do the job. 

[derspiess]

What I object to is not that the cord was cut, but being asked to do it myself. 

People would look kinda odd walking about connected to their moms by an umbilical cord.

Speaking of doing things yourself - is it customary for the father to cut off the prepuce of his son during that ritual or is it the job of the rabbi?



G.

The parents pay a rabbi (mohel) to do it, and he gets to keep the tip.

[Grallon]

What I object to is not that the cord was cut, but being asked to do it myself. 

People would look kinda odd walking about connected to their moms by an umbilical cord.

Speaking of doing things yourself - is it customary for the father to cut off the prepuce of his son during that ritual or is it the job of the rabbi?



G.

The parents pay a rabbi (mohel) to do it, and he gets to keep the tip.

Witty 



Well I am now educated in matters jewish.  Thank you all.




G.

[Korea]

I'd appreciate Spellus not tainting MST3K, Rifftrax or any other post MST3k project. 

Have you seen any Cinema Titanic? It's with Joel. I haven't seen it but I am curious. Joel and Mike need to get together.

[Korea]

The parents pay a rabbi (mohel) to do it, and he gets to keep the tip.

[Ed Anger]

I'd appreciate Spellus not tainting MST3K, Rifftrax or any other post MST3k project. 

Have you seen any Cinema Titanic? It's with Joel. I haven't seen it but I am curious. Joel and Mike need to get together.

Heard about it, haven't seen any. I'll eventually get a DVD and try it out.

[Darth Wagtaros]

Wasn't Moh-El one of Superman's uncles?

I think the Kryptonian in the Legion of Heroes was Mon El. 

[Korea]

I'd appreciate Spellus not tainting MST3K, Rifftrax or any other post MST3k project. 

Have you seen any Cinema Titanic? It's with Joel. I haven't seen it but I am curious. Joel and Mike need to get together.

Heard about it, haven't seen any. I'll eventually get a DVD and try it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksqb8-7dPDI

I don't like having to look at them. And I never really liked Mary Jo Phel very much.