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Viking

#180
February 16, 2010, 02:34:09 AM
Yo! Colonial types! Start spelling Colour with a"U"!

On this side of the Atlantic fucking somebody in the fanny is not ghey.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

katmai

#181
February 16, 2010, 02:41:26 AM
Quote from: Viking on February 16, 2010, 02:34:09 AM
On this side of the Atlantic fucking somebody in the fanny is not ghey.

Stop trying to rationalize your homosexuality Viking.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Viking

#182
February 16, 2010, 02:51:12 AM
Quote from: katmai on February 16, 2010, 02:41:26 AM
Quote from: Viking on February 16, 2010, 02:34:09 AM
On this side of the Atlantic fucking somebody in the fanny is not ghey.

Stop trying to rationalize your homosexuality Viking.

On the tube heading to lectures I heard an american tourist say ".... and I fell on my fanny!". Everybody turned and stared at her. I've never seen silence so.. eh.. silent. Even the rattling of the train went silent.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

DGuller

#183
February 16, 2010, 03:10:43 AM
Quote from: Viking on February 16, 2010, 02:51:12 AM
On the tube heading to lectures I heard an american tourist say ".... and I fell on my fanny!". Everybody turned and stared at her. I've never seen silence so.. eh.. silent. Even the rattling of the train went silent.
What does fanny mean in Europe, hoo hoo?

Jaron

#184
February 16, 2010, 03:14:12 AM
We are not colonials anymore.

We are the imperialist power. :menace:
Winner of THE grumbler point.

Barrister

#185
February 16, 2010, 03:21:47 AM
Quote from: Viking on February 16, 2010, 02:34:09 AM
Yo! Colonial types! Start spelling Colour with a"U"!

On this side of the Atlantic fucking somebody in the fanny is not ghey.

Your two comments are NOT mutually exclusive.

:contract:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

MadImmortalMan

#186
February 16, 2010, 04:13:58 AM
Quote from: Viking on February 16, 2010, 02:34:09 AM
Yo! Colonial types! Start spelling Colour with a"U"!

On this side of the Atlantic fucking somebody in the fanny is not ghey.

Stop wasting ink and electrons on unnecessary and unpronounced letters. You're killing the Earth.
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

Viking

#187
February 16, 2010, 05:58:19 AM
Quote from: DGuller on February 16, 2010, 03:10:43 AM
Quote from: Viking on February 16, 2010, 02:51:12 AM
On the tube heading to lectures I heard an american tourist say ".... and I fell on my fanny!". Everybody turned and stared at her. I've never seen silence so.. eh.. silent. Even the rattling of the train went silent.
What does fanny mean in Europe, hoo hoo?

Yes.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Viking

#188
February 16, 2010, 05:59:15 AM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on February 16, 2010, 04:13:58 AM
Quote from: Viking on February 16, 2010, 02:34:09 AM
Yo! Colonial types! Start spelling Colour with a"U"!

On this side of the Atlantic fucking somebody in the fanny is not ghey.

Stop wasting ink and electrons on unnecessary and unpronounced letters. You're killing the Earth.

ðþöæ
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

dps

#189
February 16, 2010, 08:34:14 AM
Quote from: Viking on February 16, 2010, 05:58:19 AM
Quote from: DGuller on February 16, 2010, 03:10:43 AM
Quote from: Viking on February 16, 2010, 02:51:12 AM
On the tube heading to lectures I heard an american tourist say ".... and I fell on my fanny!". Everybody turned and stared at her. I've never seen silence so.. eh.. silent. Even the rattling of the train went silent.
What does fanny mean in Europe, hoo hoo?

Yes.

She fell on her yes?  That doesn't make sense.

Viking

#190
February 16, 2010, 09:25:56 AM
Quote from: dps on February 16, 2010, 08:34:14 AM
Quote from: Viking on February 16, 2010, 05:58:19 AM
Quote from: DGuller on February 16, 2010, 03:10:43 AM
Quote from: Viking on February 16, 2010, 02:51:12 AM
On the tube heading to lectures I heard an american tourist say ".... and I fell on my fanny!". Everybody turned and stared at her. I've never seen silence so.. eh.. silent. Even the rattling of the train went silent.
What does fanny mean in Europe, hoo hoo?

Yes.

She fell on her yes?  That doesn't make sense.

Yes is one of two legitimate answers to that question.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Agelastus

#191
February 16, 2010, 10:18:18 AM
Quote from: dps on February 16, 2010, 08:34:14 AM
Quote from: Viking on February 16, 2010, 05:58:19 AM
Quote from: DGuller on February 16, 2010, 03:10:43 AM
Quote from: Viking on February 16, 2010, 02:51:12 AM
On the tube heading to lectures I heard an american tourist say ".... and I fell on my fanny!". Everybody turned and stared at her. I've never seen silence so.. eh.. silent. Even the rattling of the train went silent.
What does fanny mean in Europe, hoo hoo?

Yes.

She fell on her yes?  That doesn't make sense.

I'm fairly certain the term originates from the book "Fanny Hill" or more properly "Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure." Work it out... :)
"Come grow old with me
The Best is yet to be
The last of life for which the first was made."

Eddie Teach

#192
February 16, 2010, 11:01:40 AM
Then along came big, fat Fanny, she was such a naughty nanny.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?
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