My plan for life

[PDH]

Brushing your teeth in the kitchen?  What the fuck, man?

Seems logical to me.

The aerosolized fecal matter is all over the house, might as well brush your teeth in the bathroom like a civilized person.

[CountDeMoney]

The aerosolized fecal matter is all over the house,

That's CFC-free, right?

[Darth Wagtaros]

Number 3 sounds like you are  in a race to grab as many STDs as possible.

[PDH]

The aerosolized fecal matter is all over the house,

That's CFC-free, right?

Better be, I am at 7200 feet - there ain't much ozone layer here to begin with.

[Ed Anger]

Weaponized feces.

[PDH]

I worked with a guy once who had that.  Of course, he also ate Taco Bell at least 1 out of every 3 meals.

[Ed Anger]

Speaking of weaponized feces, I had Tex-mex today.

I'm giving out free dutch ovens.

[Grallon]

Generally good, except number 6. That one will fuck you, if you go by it.

It should be: Be honest, especially to yourself, but know when to edit and know when to shut up.

Typical Jacob: don't do the things I would!  - While in his case it makes him feel better about himself - to pretend otherwise you know -  I say go with your first thought.

As for your ' life plan'... well keep it as a plan rather than strive to make it real.  Nothing like a failed plan to sink you even faster...




G.

[PDH]

Grallon one again proves that he is Languish's high school junior: wandering around the mall wearing a black trenchcoat proclaiming to all who might listen how awful life is, all the while smoking clove cigarettes and wondering if he should get those vanity plates for his toyota tercel that say "evil"

[Jacob]

Typical Jacob: don't do the things I would!  - While in his case it makes him feel better about himself - to pretend otherwise you know -  I say go with your first thought.

Is that honestly how you feel?

As for your ' life plan'... well keep it as a plan rather than strive to make it real.  Nothing like a failed plan to sink you even faster...

Classic

[11B4V]

Seedy's first day at work. 

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSzOdMMovD0&feature=youtu.be

[11B4V]

Ed's typical work day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=WbUi_3tIsT4&NR=1

[Ed Anger]

I'd never work in such a tiny office. 

[CountDeMoney]

You know, in his own viciously blunt Columbine way, Grallon does have a point:  staying with plans and schedules can lead to disappointment, and accelerate into be greater disappointment when they turn out to be unrealistic.
I'mma jus' sayin'.

[11B4V]

I'd never work in such a tiny office. 

Forgot to add the vid for Seedy's first day.