The Simpsons

[jimmy olsen]

I've been watching a shitload of classic episodes and it makes me feel so old.

I just watched Lisa's wedding, filmed in 1995 and set in the far off, defective robot filled future of 2010.

[Razgovory]

I liked 1995 better.

[DGuller]

Being old makes you feel old.

[katmai]

A man is only as old as the woman he feels.

[garbon]

Are you high?

[jimmy olsen]

Are you high?

I don't do drugs.

Why? The Simpons are one of the conerstones of my youth, I have reams of quotes from the first 10 seasons memorized.

[stjaba]

It's a shame that over 50% of the series run is officially shitty. I stopped watching syndicated episodes a long time ago because they tend to mostly show newer episodes, and I haven't watched new episodes on a consistent basis for about 8 years. I have the DVDs for Seasons 1-7, which is really all a Simpsons fan needs.

[Strix]

Are you high?

I don't do drugs.

Why? The Simpons are one of the conerstones of my youth, I have reams of quotes from the first 10 seasons memorized.

You still a virgin?

[jimmy olsen]

It's a shame that over 50% of the series run is officially shitty. I stopped watching syndicated episodes a long time ago because they tend to mostly show newer episodes, and I haven't watched new episodes on a consistent basis for about 8 years. I have the DVDs for Seasons 1-7, which is really all a Simpsons fan needs.

I think season 8 is the best one.

[jimmy olsen]

Are you high?

I don't do drugs.

Why? The Simpons are one of the conerstones of my youth, I have reams of quotes from the first 10 seasons memorized.

You still a virgin?

That's a rather bizarre non sequitor. How does it make a difference? Either way I still won't do drugs and the Simpsons will still be a cornerstone of my youth.

[Strix]

Are you high?

I don't do drugs.

Why? The Simpons are one of the conerstones of my youth, I have reams of quotes from the first 10 seasons memorized.

You still a virgin?

That's a rather bizarre non sequitor. How does it make a difference? Either way I still won't do drugs and the Simpsons will still be a cornerstone of my youth.

I didn't think that having reams of quotes from the first 10 seasons memorized would help with the ladies is all.

[jimmy olsen]

Are you high?

I don't do drugs.

Why? The Simpons are one of the conerstones of my youth, I have reams of quotes from the first 10 seasons memorized.

You still a virgin?

That's a rather bizarre non sequitor. How does it make a difference? Either way I still won't do drugs and the Simpsons will still be a cornerstone of my youth.

I didn't think that having reams of quotes from the first 10 seasons memorized would help with the ladies is all.

Why would I even bring it up with them? HMB's been out on the town with me and I think he'll vouch for the fact that I'm quite normal in my everyday appearance and interaction.

Although, the Simpsons do seem to be incredibly popular here among both boys and girls for some reason.

[garbon]

Do virgins still exist? I thought that was a myth.

[katmai]

Something Siegy something.

Make your own joke as I am stumped.

[garbon]

Something Siegy something.

Make your own joke as I am stumped.