What would you rather do....

[Eddie Teach]

I really don't like that smily.

[Queequeg]

Wedding.  I'm somewhat conservative at heart, at least culturally. 

[DontSayBanana]

Wedding.  I dig making it at least seem more important than just a justice saying "Bam!  You two will now qualify for MFJ filing status!"

Only reason we haven't already is because 1) we need some more money to have an actual wedding, and 2) both of our schedules are booked pretty solid for the next couple of years.

[CountDeMoney]

Neither, because I'll never be stupid enough to fall for that bullshit.
Besides, I elope with myself all the time.  GOTTA LOVE ME SOME ME

[MadBurgerMaker]

Neither - I'll never marry

[DisturbedPervert]

No desire to ever have a wedding.  I've always thought of it as being for the chick, and something the dude has to put up with.

[Admiral Yi]

If no one ever threw a wedding bash how are guys supposed to bang bridesmaids?

[katmai]

Uh Pablo, you usually aren't suppose to bang bridesmaids on your wedding day.

[Barrister]

Uh Pablo, you usually aren't suppose to bang bridesmaids on your wedding day.

One of my buddies did get lucy with one of my wife's bridesmaids on our wedding day...

[katmai]

Get lucy?

Is this some uke slang?

[MadImmortalMan]

I have gone so far as to offer to pay for my relatives to elope. Voted the first option.

[jimmy olsen]

I have gone so far as to offer to pay for my relatives to elope. Voted the first option.

You want your relatives to elope? Eww...

[katmai]

Well he is from Ohio.

[Camerus]

I'd prefer to elope, but most chicks (especially younger ones) aren't down with that.

[Razgovory]

Having a wedding sounds like a nightmare to me.  So much nerve-racking preparation required, so many people in one room, so many speeches.  Not wanting to have a wedding is the second biggest reason I'm still single (after not having a woman that wants to marry me).

You and I are alot alike it seems.  I'm not sure who should be more worried about that.