NFL Week 17: The Last Week of Regular Season

[Neil]

So let's see...  I need the Vikings to beat the Giants, then the Cowgirls to beat the Eagles.

Why?  Don't you want to watch the Vikings next week?

[Ed Anger]

I was in the can when Welker went down. My wife froze the DV-R so I could watch it. Repeatedly.

[Barrister]

So let's see...  I need the Vikings to beat the Giants, then the Cowgirls to beat the Eagles.

Why?  Don't you want to watch the Vikings next week?

Nope.

[Barrister]

The first part of the equation seems to be working.  Vikings up 31-nothing at the half.

[Ed Anger]

Also, the Indy-Buffalo game is an excellent snow game. 

[Neil]

So let's see...  I need the Vikings to beat the Giants, then the Cowgirls to beat the Eagles.

Why?  Don't you want to watch the Vikings next week?

Nope.

Why not?  I would think you'd want to wring as much enjoyment out of them as you can?

[MadBurgerMaker]

Kris Brown should be cut at halftime.  Holy shit that guy is bad this year.

[Neil]

Kris Brown should be cut at halftime.  Holy shit that guy is bad this year.

He hasn't missed a makeable kick today.  What brings that on?

[MadBurgerMaker]

He hasn't missed a makable kick today.  What brings that on?

He missed the shit out of a PAT today right after that defensive TD.  The ball....went...sideways.  The guy is at less than 70% this year, and has missed several very important kicks.   Shanking the hell out of a PAT occasionally wouldn't be too bad (mistakes happen and all that) if it wasn't something that's been going on all year.

[MadBurgerMaker]

Haha fuck you Tom Brady you pussy.  Cry more about the big man pushing you.

[Ed Anger]

Haha fuck you Tom Brady you pussy.  Cry more about the big man pushing you.

Saint Tom supposedly has 3 broken ribs. I assumed he got that when he got pounded in the ass by his supermodel wife.

[Neil]

Haha fuck you Tom Brady you pussy.  Cry more about the big man pushing you.

You know, every time he points at the official and whines for a flag, it drives me crazy.  Somebody needs to throw an unsportsmanlike flag on that shit.

[MadBurgerMaker]

Saint Tom supposedly has 3 broken ribs. I assumed he got that when he got pounded in the ass by his supermodel wife.

You know, every time he points at the official and whines for a flag, it drives me crazy.  Somebody needs to throw an unsportsmanlike flag on that shit.

Given who it was, I'm surprised the whining didn't get a flag thrown on Barwin.  Then another one when Barwin had the balls to get yelled at by Brady.

Oh nice catch there Jacoby Jones.  That guy's strange.  Makes a good play recovering that weird fumble by Moats, has a couple of good catches, then turns around and lets a pass bounce off his hands.  Still very young though, of course.  He seems to have cut down on the punt return muffs this year at least.

[Vince]

Welker is hurt, can Brady be far behind?

...and that's why you don't play your starters with nothing on the line.

You watching Goodell?

[Neil]

Welker is hurt, can Brady be far behind?

...and that's why you don't play your starters with nothing on the line.

You watching Goodell?

There was nothing on the line for the Patriots.  That isn't the controversy.

Oh, and I see now about Kris Brown.  Yeah, he's gone.