US General in Iraq defends court martial for pregnant soldiers

[Drakken]

Would having an abortion get you off?

I've heard of some pretty weird fetishes, but this beats them all.

Rule 34, dude. If it exists, there's porn on it somewhere on the Interwebz.

EDIT: Just checked around, and yes it does exist. Rule 34 proven right again.

[Neil]

Simply mandate abortions.  Problem solved.

[Martinus]

Simply mandate abortions.  Problem solved.

My solution to most problems, too.

[Neil]

Simply mandate abortions.  Problem solved.

My solution to most problems, too.

It's not the best solution.  The best solution to any problem is the liquidation of the entire population of the world outside of North America, Western Europe and Japan, coupled with the elimination of homosexuality and Christianity.  Christianity will be eliminated through education, homosexuality through physical destruction and genetic screening.

[Martinus]

Simply mandate abortions.  Problem solved.

My solution to most problems, too.

It's not the best solution.  The best solution to any problem is the liquidation of the entire population of the world outside of North America, Western Europe and Japan, coupled with the elimination of homosexuality and Christianity.  Christianity will be eliminated through education, homosexuality through physical destruction and genetic screening.

Our newfound relationship was going so well but you had to ruin it.

[Eddie Teach]

Are you suggesting we could also eliminate homosexuality through education? Perhaps then Neil might be merciful.

[Neil]

Simply mandate abortions.  Problem solved.

My solution to most problems, too.

It's not the best solution.  The best solution to any problem is the liquidation of the entire population of the world outside of North America, Western Europe and Japan, coupled with the elimination of homosexuality and Christianity.  Christianity will be eliminated through education, homosexuality through physical destruction and genetic screening.

Our newfound relationship was going so well but you had to ruin it.

I cannot abide those who would attack order.

[Fate]

The military is filled with an inordinate amount of Christian fundamentalists, so the abortion thing won't fly.

[Neil]

The military is filled with an inordinate amount of Christian fundamentalists, so the abortion thing won't fly.

Who cares what soldiers think about anything?  Their job isn't to think, it is to obey.

[dps]

Would having an abortion get you off?

I've heard of some pretty weird fetishes, but this beats them all.

Rule 34, dude. If it exists, there's porn on it somewhere on the Interwebz.

EDIT: Just checked around, and yes it does exist. Rule 34 proven right again.

Actually, what fits better here is Rule 35:  if you can imagine it, somebody has a fetish for it.

Rule 34 is sort of a subset (or possibly a logical outcome) of Rule 35.

[The Larch]

What if religious soldiers are against using condoms or taking the pill? That threat would basically force those soldiers to go against their religion.

[Neil]

What if religious soldiers are against using condoms or taking the pill? That threat would basically force those soldiers to go against their religion.

Then they must abstain, or go to jail.

[HisMajestyBOB]

What if religious soldiers are against using condoms or taking the pill? That threat would basically force those soldiers to go against their religion.

If they're that religious then they're used to having authority figures tell then when and how they should have sex, so if they're told to abstain, they will.

[Admiral Yi]

I'm willing to bet it's not the fundie chicks in the Army (of which I doubt there are many) who are getting knocked up.

[jimmy olsen]

I assume the 3rd person Martinus mentioned is me, though I'm glad that none of the people who threw out guesses picked me.