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Can we change the titles plz

Started by BuddhaRhubarb, April 01, 2009, 12:14:03 PM

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katmai

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Savonarola

We should look deep into our past and pick titles that reflect the glory that was Languish.  I suggest (from least to greatest):

Sock Puppet
Mouth Sugar
Furry
Strawman
Byzanteen
Sugar Glider
Naked Mole Rat
Can I be: Ottoman Empire
Incan Torpedo Boat Commander
Octogon Champion
Neil
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

katmai

Now Sav's idea i can get behind.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Warspite

Quote from: katmai on April 01, 2009, 01:46:18 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 01, 2009, 01:45:20 PM
Quote from: katmai on April 01, 2009, 01:45:01 PM
No

:thumbsdown:

I was responding to Wags, and wags alone. :)

:thumbsup:

How about these inspired by genuine Languish posters, going from lowest to highest (we need a snappier way of phrasing a lot of them):

Argument by Uninformed Opinion
Argument by Spurious Similarity
Argument by Gibberish
Appeal to Authority
Appeal to False Authority
Argument By Question
Ad Nauseam
Argument by Doggedness
Ad Hominem
" SIR – I must commend you on some of your recent obituaries. I was delighted to read of the deaths of Foday Sankoh (August 9th), and Uday and Qusay Hussein (July 26th). Do you take requests? "

OVO JE SRBIJA
BUDALO, OVO JE POSTA

Malthus

Quote from: Savonarola on April 01, 2009, 01:54:39 PM
We should look deep into our past and pick titles that reflect the glory that was Languish.  I suggest (from least to greatest):

Sock Puppet
Mouth Sugar
Furry
Strawman
Byzanteen
Sugar Glider
Naked Mole Rat
Can I be: Ottoman Empire
Incan Torpedo Boat Commander
Octogon Champion
Neil

Has my vote.  :lol:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Josquius

I like change is bad for a newbie title. Since we're all just newbies due to the change.
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Valmy

Quote from: Savonarola on April 01, 2009, 01:54:39 PM
We should look deep into our past and pick titles that reflect the glory that was Languish.  I suggest (from least to greatest):

Sock Puppet
Mouth Sugar
Furry
Strawman
Byzanteen
Sugar Glider
Naked Mole Rat
Can I be: Ottoman Empire
Incan Torpedo Boat Commander
Octogon Champion
Neil


There needs to be an Anne Frank reference in there somewhere.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Malthus

#22
Quote from: Valmy on April 01, 2009, 02:24:15 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on April 01, 2009, 01:54:39 PM
We should look deep into our past and pick titles that reflect the glory that was Languish.  I suggest (from least to greatest):

Sock Puppet
Mouth Sugar
Furry
Strawman
Byzanteen
Sugar Glider
Naked Mole Rat
Can I be: Ottoman Empire
Incan Torpedo Boat Commander
Octogon Champion
Neil


There needs to be an Anne Frank reference in there somewhere.

"Furry"  :contract:

Edit: though one could put in "Furry Anne Frank".  :lol:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

saskganesh

put furry after  naked mole rat.  :)
humans were created in their own image

PDH

As long as a get a custom title befitting me, I don't care what the others get.

Remember, I paid for dinner, Katmai.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

katmai

Quote from: PDH on April 01, 2009, 03:46:45 PM
As long as a get a custom title befitting me, I don't care what the others get.

Remember, I paid for dinner, Katmai.


Sadly i'm the smileys czar only, need to curry favor with Neil or vM for titles.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Valmy

Quote from: katmai on April 01, 2009, 03:49:15 PM
Sadly i'm the smileys czar only, need to curry favor with Neil or vM for titles.

I shall sacrifice a gay Russian to curry Neil's favor.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

garbon

Quote from: katmai on April 01, 2009, 03:49:15 PM
Sadly i'm the smileys czar only, need to curry favor with Neil or vM for titles.

Does that mean we could get an American smiley? :w00t:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

katmai

Quote from: garbon on April 01, 2009, 03:51:43 PM
Quote from: katmai on April 01, 2009, 03:49:15 PM
Sadly i'm the smileys czar only, need to curry favor with Neil or vM for titles.

Does that mean we could get an American smiley? :w00t:

:shifty:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Iormlund

Quote from: Savonarola on April 01, 2009, 01:54:39 PM
We should look deep into our past and pick titles that reflect the glory that was Languish.  I suggest (from least to greatest):

Sock Puppet
Mouth Sugar
Furry
Strawman
Byzanteen
Sugar Glider
Naked Mole Rat
Can I be: Ottoman Empire
Incan Torpedo Boat Commander
Octogon Champion
Neil
You're missing a Toaster there, I think.
And maybe a Blessed by Valmy.