The Duties of Marriage

[Admiral Yi]

That's horrible

On the up side they got to dance in church.

[Ed Anger]

I did.

Oh, so all the Pacman pies and "eggnog feasts" were an elaborate scheme to get rid of your female friends? Makes sense. I wondered if there is a purpose to it. 

It's been a years long project my man.

I support your pac-man pie project. Don't let the haters drag you down.

[Darth Wagtaros]

I did.

Oh, so all the Pacman pies and "eggnog feasts" were an elaborate scheme to get rid of your female friends? Makes sense. I wondered if there is a purpose to it. 

It's been a years long project my man.

I support your pac-man pie project. Don't let the haters drag you down.

They were cakes, actually. And I think they looked pretty badass.

[Caliga]

I think you should bake some penis and vagina cakes for your eventual weddiing, like the Romans. 

[DontSayBanana]

If a marriage can be "emotionally fulfilling" without sex, then why do women seem to view withholding it as such an effective punishment and frequently use that as a threat?

[Malthus]

If a marriage can be "emotionally fulfilling" without sex, then why do women seem to view withholding it as such an effective punishment and frequently use that as a threat?

They withhold marriage? Cruel! 

[crazy canuck]

I have seen couples where a woman withholds sex.  Thankfully my wife views that as being entirely disfunctional.

[Barrister]

I have seen couples where a woman withholds sex.  Thankfully my wife views that as being entirely disfunctional.

Well there are couples where the wife has no interest in sex, and engages in it only rarely and out of a sense of duty.  That's probably disfunctional on some level.

But to actively "withhold" sex, as some form of punishment or discipline?  Yowzas - that's messed up.

[Malthus]

I've heard of deliberately withholding sex to get one's way, but find it hard to imagine.

[DisturbedPervert]

Most women are clever enough to say they have a headache rather than straight up saying they're withholding sex to punish you

[Admiral Yi]

You can always wait until they're asleep and cold fish 'em.

[crazy canuck]

Most women are clever enough to say they have a headache rather than straight up saying they're withholding sex to punish you

Really.  I have seen that on TV but do women really say that and do men really fall for that or are men smart enough to know what is really happening?

[Barrister]

You can always wait until they're asleep and cold fish 'em.

That would constitute a crime in Canada.

[crazy canuck]

I've heard of deliberately withholding sex to get one's way, but find it hard to imagine.

We were talking to another couple at a diner party and the wife said she had withheld sex for a month to punish her husband for something or other.  He seemed to accept that this was the way of world.

I found it all astonishing.

[Admiral Yi]

That would constitute a crime in Canada.

If she wakes up you tell her you slipped.