I feel so European!

[Iormlund]

You know, I thought the shower thing was rather obvious on my part.

Is it Ed? I've heard some nightmarish tales from people that have lived above the Pyrenees (and not just in France).

[Richard Hakluyt]

A Bath? Might as well not wash, basking in your own filth :puke:

It's half bad if you do it more often than just Easter and Christmas. And you get to use the water first when you're head of the family.

[Ed Anger]

NEW ENGLAND:  "Two feet of snow on the ground?  THAT'S TOO GAWDDAMN BAD GET YOAH ASS IN HEAH!"

KENTUCKY: "Two inches of snow on the ground?  OH MAH LORD, CALL OUT THE NATIONAL GUARD!"

We didn't even get half an inch yesterday morning & there were wrecks all over the place.  It's not like we *never* get a decent amount of snow-- people just can't remember how to drive in it.  They're bad enough when it rains.

I like it across the river when it snows. It is like Death Race, without guns.

[Ed Anger]

You know, I thought the shower thing was rather obvious on my part.

Is it Ed? I've heard some nightmarish tales from people that have lived above the Pyrenees (and not just in France).

I haven't encountered any B.O. in Europe that was significantly worse than Harlan Kentucky.

[Eddie Teach]

my balls are huge.

So why are you afraid to meet Cal? 

[Ed Anger]

He'll steal my purity of essence.

[Caliga]

I won't do that if I get a Colonel nomination.

[DGuller]

Speedos are uncomfortable because my balls are huge.

Your wife isn't putting out?

Almost every damn day.

And she still has enough for you when you come home?

[Martinus]

A Bath? Might as well not wash, basking in your own filth :puke:

Err, it's not like I just go into a tub of water and wash away the filth, Wild West style. The purpose of a proper bath is to use oils or salts to purify your pores and relax. And, besides, a short shower always follows afterwards, to wash away the salt/oil and keep the skin fresh. I do not call it a proper shower, though, as it is more rinsing than washing.

[DGuller]

A Bath? Might as well not wash, basking in your own filth :puke:

Err, it's not like I just go into a tub of water and wash away the filth, Wild West style. The purpose of a proper bath is to use oils or salts to purify your pores and relax. And, besides, a short shower always follows afterwards, to wash away the salt/oil and keep the skin fresh. I do not call it a proper shower, though, as it is more rinsing than washing.

Yes, Marti, we get it, you're gay.

[Ed Anger]

I wish I had hadn't done the joke to start with.

Bleh. bath faggortry.

[sbr]

[Ed Anger]

I sorta wish I was back at work.

[The Larch]

I sorta wish I was back at work.

Is the missus bossing you around at home? 

[Ed Anger]

I sorta wish I was back at work.

Is the missus bossing you around at home? 

I'm so bored. Team Fortress 2 servers are either empty or are filled with nazi euros, TV sucks big time and my kids bug me.

I also don't feel like going out in a 30 mph wind and it being 18 degrees right now.