I feel so European!

[CountDeMoney]

Speedos are uncomfortable because my balls are huge.

Your wife isn't putting out?

Almost every damn day.

And she still has enough for you when you come home?

[Sheilbh]

Generally speaking snow causes England to stop in panicked amazement.  I got a day off work - even though it was only walking distance - because no-one else could get in

Scotland's more hardy and is very good at road clearance.

[Grey Fox]

Snow days?

[Caliga]

And Cal, 2 feet of snow in New England is a lot. Most jobs would definitely cancel for the day, and school would probably be out two days.

Not BIDMC, but then again it's a medical center.

[PDH]

I think the University of Wyoming had a snow day in 2002?  Right now it is 0f/-18c, about 6 inches of snow, and blowing 10-15 mph. Of course that is no reason to cancel school, even if the interstate is closed.

[Ed Anger]

Speedos are uncomfortable because my balls are huge.

Your wife isn't putting out?

Almost every damn day.

And she still has enough for you when you come home?

[Ed Anger]

Day 3: Sorry Euros, I have to shower every day. I feel so icky if I don't. I don't see how you can do it.

Also, with he chill in the air (35F outside), I'm wearing my scarlet Ohio State sweatervest. CALL ME SENATOR.

That last nugget was for Seedy mostly, so he can mock me. 

[Martinus]

Day 3: Sorry Euros, I have to shower every day. I feel so icky if I don't. I don't see how you can do it.

Also, with he chill in the air (35F outside), I'm wearing my scarlet Ohio State sweatervest. CALL ME SENATOR.

That last nugget was for Seedy mostly, so he can mock me. 

I shower twice a day (well, I take a shower in the morning and a bath in the evening). Don't confuse Europeans with the "French" (see GayFox).

[Grey Fox]

A Bath? Might as well not wash, basking in your own filth :puke:

[syk]

A Bath? Might as well not wash, basking in your own filth :puke:

It's half bad if you do it more often than just Easter and Christmas. And you get to use the water first when you're head of the family.

[Caliga]

A Bath? Might as well not wash, basking in your own filth :puke:

It's a chick thing

[Eddie Teach]

Baths are for relaxation, not for hygiene.

[The Brain]

Question for the Yuros: how does your place of work treat snow days?

Like other days.

[Ed Anger]

You know, I thought the shower thing was rather obvious on my part.



But Mart just keeps tripping over it. Sheesh. 

[derspiess]

NEW ENGLAND:  "Two feet of snow on the ground?  THAT'S TOO GAWDDAMN BAD GET YOAH ASS IN HEAH!"

KENTUCKY: "Two inches of snow on the ground?  OH MAH LORD, CALL OUT THE NATIONAL GUARD!"

We didn't even get half an inch yesterday morning & there were wrecks all over the place.  It's not like we *never* get a decent amount of snow-- people just can't remember how to drive in it.  They're bad enough when it rains.