So I have bid my farewell of the EUOT.

[Pat]

Well, I like you The Brain, so since it's you who's asking, I won't be mean to Ed Anger again, as long as he's not mean to me. The same goes for everyone else here. I'd prefer to be friends with everyone. But if you give me shit, don't come whining like a fucking pussy if I give you shit back.

My advíce to you is to find a poster with no friends. Then beat him to a bloody pulp in a couple of threads. This will make people see that you are a little crazy and dangerous but respectful of the right people.

Remember, a poster with no friends.

Yes, I know it's all about siding with your friends and not about being objective. Which is why it's so easy for me to not take it very seriously.

Edit: And I don't see how that's being an android. It's just being above it all.

[Ed Anger]

The Brain: To clarify: My default state is to be friendly to all. I like to think of myself as a nice guy. I always assume good faith in my fellow posters, and reply in kind. But if people go after me, I go after them. And I'm always honest in my criticism. When I said posts produced by the schtick of Ed Anger are usually worthless, I meant it. I usually don't know if they're supposed to be funny or ironic in a self-deprecating way. I usually just find them worthless and a waste of my time to read. Maybe it's just me, and maybe they do contribute to the forum for other people here. I don't know. It's not like I would have brought it up if he hadn't said he'd troll all my threads.

I have a huge mancrush on Ed. I get upset when people pick on him. I know his sensitive side and I don't want him to get hurt.

We need to go to IKEA and pick out our furniture.

[PDH]

This thread sucks.

[Pat]

This thread sucks.

Yes, I bet you're disappointed the new kid didn't just bow down and take whatever shit is thrown at him. I'm sorry I ruined your forum experience.

[Slargos]

Am I whining? I don't think so. You're the one considering me a "fucking douche bag" etc, I assume because you thought you could say whatever you want to me and I'd just take it. Well, I didn't. Shut the fuck up and quit whining.

I even said I was willing to apologize, because I assumed you didn't mean what you said. But if you're so drunk you don't know what you're saying, you should stay the fuck off the forum or take the consequences. I was honest when I said I liked you as a poster. I meant what I said but I wouldn't have sad it had you not attacked me first, again and again. It was only after your third or fourth attack I retaliated. Now quit whining and take it like a fucking man.

I wasn't drunk. I meant every word I said you piece of shit.

You're the kind of asshole who likes pretending they're not an asshole but really, you're an asshole and a whiney asshole to boot.

"Hey, I'm just being honest."

No, you're just being a prick.

[Capetan Mihali]

My advíce to you is to find a poster with no friends. Then beat him to a bloody pulp in a couple of threads. This will make people see that you are a little crazy and dangerous but respectful of the right people.

Remember, a poster with no friends.

And if anybody offers you a "free" cigarette or a candy bar, DON'T ACCEPT IT.

[PDH]

This thread sucks.

Yes, I bet you're disappointed the new kid didn't just bow down and take whatever shit is thrown at him. I'm sorry I ruined your forum experience.

I was mostly talking about the lack of boob pictures.

[Pat]

Well, you certainly read as if you were drunk. Now I feel kinda silly in saying I was willing to apologize.

I mean, what did you expect? That I'd just take it?

[Pat]

Let this be a lesson to all: If you think you can be a bully because you have safety in numbers, you sometimes get what's coming to you.


Now I wish people would just quit fucking whining.

[Martinus]

I think internet is a medium in its "teen years", culturally speaking, and sympathies of its users reflect it (even if the said users may be way past being teenagers in real life).

Ok this is just plain stupid though. You may be in your teen years culturally, but the Internet certainly isn't, and most its users by plain numbers are people who use it to check e-mails, Facebook, and MSN, and not to read rich lawyers and Swedes defend the merits of socialism.

What I meant is that the fad for libertarianism is just another expression of the Internet "teen spirit". Just like Facebook or MSN.

[Slargos]

Well, you certainly read as if you were drunk. Now I feel kinda silly in saying I was willing to apologize.

I mean, what did you expect? That I'd just take it?

I don't expect your kind to fully internalize just how ridiculous they are, but I can't help but keep fighting the good fight.

It's like throwing trash in a bin instead of on the ground. I know the next guy passing by is just going to litter, but I like to know I've made my part in keeping the street clean.

But if you feel silly, at least I've accomplished something.

[The Brain]

The Brain: To clarify: My default state is to be friendly to all. I like to think of myself as a nice guy. I always assume good faith in my fellow posters, and reply in kind. But if people go after me, I go after them. And I'm always honest in my criticism. When I said posts produced by the schtick of Ed Anger are usually worthless, I meant it. I usually don't know if they're supposed to be funny or ironic in a self-deprecating way. I usually just find them worthless and a waste of my time to read. Maybe it's just me, and maybe they do contribute to the forum for other people here. I don't know. It's not like I would have brought it up if he hadn't said he'd troll all my threads.

I have a huge mancrush on Ed. I get upset when people pick on him. I know his sensitive side and I don't want him to get hurt.

We need to go to IKEA and pick out our furniture.

And have some meatbälls.

[Martinus]

No discussion of masturbation?

grallon would be happy to learn the rules do not prohibit posting pictures of boys under 16.

[Pat]

Well, you certainly read as if you were drunk. Now I feel kinda silly in saying I was willing to apologize.

I mean, what did you expect? That I'd just take it?

I don't expect your kind to fully internalize just how ridiculous they are, but I can't help but keep fighting the good fight.

It's like throwing trash in a bin instead of on the ground. I know the next guy passing by is just going to litter, but I like to know I've made my part in keeping the street clean.

But if you feel silly, at least I've accomplished something.

What the fuck do you know about me anyway? You're just jumping to conclusions about me, thinking I am one of the politically correct flower-power hippies you hate. Well, I hate those people too. And for your information, I see immigration as reducing societal cohesion and a possible long-term threat to the welfare state. I wish we had less of it.

Now quit whining.

[Martinus]

Wait, did I read this right:

Rule #4: No pics or linking to girls under sixteen.

So Berkut or fahdiz posting pictures of their daughters would be banned for pornography? 

I like EU OT. It's like an idiot's dream.