Pick my iPod engraving

[Brazen]

I'm considering getting a replacement for my iPod nano that got swiped. Apple Store UK is having a Black Friday style promotion where there's a teeny-tiny reduction (a whole £7, whoop) but with free postage that makes it as cheap as the alternatives, so today's would be the day.

I'd like to get it engraved. It may reduce the resale value, but it'll piss off whoever nicks this one.

Suggestions, please. The only criterion is it must make me smile.

[Monoriu]

No engraving.

[Brazen]

No engraving.

Thought your suggestion would be no iPod

Got my last one from HK actually.

[HisMajestyBOB]

"Languish.org 4 Life"

Make sure you explain it whenever anyone asks about it

[Brazen]

"Languish.org 4 Life"

Make sure you explain it whenever anyone asks about it

I'm edging towards song lyrics or movie quotes. Two lines, 23 chars each.

Enjoy yourself (it's
later than you think)

I've seen things you
people wouldn't believe

All these moments will
be lost in time

I may be synthetic
but I'm not stupid

etc...

[CountDeMoney]

Got my last one from HK actually.

LOL, what did the box say, iPad?

[Brazen]

LOL, what did the box say, iPad?

Nah, but half an hour later I wanted to buy another one.

[The Brain]

"Ask for anal"

[Grey Fox]

It's really a bomb,
Goodbye, Tube!


too early?

[Brazen]

It's really a bomb,
Goodbye, Tube!


too early?

Yes 

[Josquius]

Property of Brazen T.Brazenstein, age 13 3/4.

[Syt]

My signature.

[Brazen]

It's a transmitter. A radio
for talking to God.

Inconceivable!

I am the Dread
Pirate Roberts

You're gonna need
a bigger boat

Open the pod bay
doors HAL
There is no spoon

[Josquius]

Maybe you could get arrested and cause a big famous court case by requestin 'fuck you apple I'm gonna kill you all'?

[Eddie Teach]

"Rot in hell, thief"