Pick my iPod engraving

[Brazen]

Then there are the Hitchhikers' quotes too:

Time is an illusion.
Lunchtime doubly so.

DON'T PANIC

I never could get the hang of Thursdays

Please do not press this button again

Life Don't talk to me about life.

42

[The Larch]

Enjoy yourself (it's
later than you think)

[Malthus]

Or Pratchet.

"Give a man fire, he's warm for an hour.
Set a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life."

[Syt]

DON'T PANIC

Always useful.

[PDH]

Try one of these:

Apple is pretentious.

Fuck, this got misspeled.

This space for rent.

[Grey Fox]

To Let

Seriously, who had the idea that something that is toilet with 1 missing letter should be used instead of "For Rent"

[Barrister]

DON'T PANIC

[BuddhaRhubarb]

"Dear Craigslist user: if you aren't buying this from a gorgeous blonde, it's been nicked."

[Jaron]

Semper Bi

[Lucidor]

My other player is a Zune...

[The Brain]

"Ask for anal"

[Admiral Yi]

How do you say "don't steal my phone" in Latin?

[Faeelin]

I Shall be an autocrat: that's my trade. And the Good Lord will forgive me: That's His.

I may be drunk, but in the morning I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly.

[CountDeMoney]

It's really a bomb,
Goodbye, Tube!


too early?

Lulz, awesome.

[HisMajestyBOB]

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.



Even better:
Ash iPod durbatulûk, ash iPod gimbatul,
Ash iPod thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
(Anyone know the Black Speech word for "iPod"?)