Card games and unsolved murders in South Carolina

Started by viper37, November 16, 2009, 10:56:56 AM

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viper37

I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

DGuller

Doesn't forcing people to play with those cards constitute a cruel and/or unusual punishment?  They feel like shit to touch, and you can hardly make out what card you're looking at.  The ace of spade is supposed to have a huge spade in the middle of it.

viper37

Quote from: DGuller on November 16, 2009, 11:20:27 AM
They feel like shit to touch, and you can hardly make out what card you're looking at. 
Oh?  You've tried them?
:D
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

DGuller

Quote from: viper37 on November 16, 2009, 12:05:50 PM
Quote from: DGuller on November 16, 2009, 11:20:27 AM
They feel like shit to touch, and you can hardly make out what card you're looking at. 
Oh?  You've tried them?
:D
Hell no, I'd never step my foot in South Carolina.  I just assumed that those cards are made by the same company that made those Iraqi war criminals cards.

Caliga

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DGuller

Quote from: garbon on November 16, 2009, 04:12:01 PM
Quote from: DGuller on November 16, 2009, 12:17:08 PM
Hell no, I'd never step my foot in South Carolina.

This from New Jersey. :lol:
Well, for one, I'll run out of gas somewhere in Virginia.

Caliga

Quote from: DGuller on November 16, 2009, 04:24:57 PM
Well, for one, I'll run out of gas somewhere in Virginia.
Believe it or not, gas stations--which are numerous--sell many more things than biscuits and gravy.  For example, they sell gasoline. :smarty:
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Malthus

Quote from: DGuller on November 16, 2009, 04:24:57 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 16, 2009, 04:12:01 PM
Quote from: DGuller on November 16, 2009, 12:17:08 PM
Hell no, I'd never step my foot in South Carolina.

This from New Jersey. :lol:
Well, for one, I'll run out of gas somewhere in Virginia.

I'm sure Caliga can suggest a few eating places that will solve that problem.

And refuel the car, too.  ;)

Edit: he did!  :lol:
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DGuller

Quote from: Caliga on November 16, 2009, 04:27:53 PM
Quote from: DGuller on November 16, 2009, 04:24:57 PM
Well, for one, I'll run out of gas somewhere in Virginia.
Believe it or not, gas stations--which are numerous--sell many more things than biscuits and gravy.  For example, they sell gasoline. :smarty:
Yes, but how am I going to put it in my car?

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