How old is your oldest child?

[merithyn]

Just out of curiosity, how old are your kids? The thread on parenting made me wonder, since Marty commented that he didn't think any Languishites had raised any children to adulthood.

Is this true?

FWIW, my eldest two are 15. They'll be 16 on January 2, 2010.

EDIT: Bah... it should be 16-18, not 15. If a kind manager type person could please adjust that for me?

[Brazen]

No kids [bloke] at least that I know of! [/bloke]

[merithyn]

Oh, and someone has a grown child. I figured there had to be at least one out there, given the ages of our population here.

[Ed Anger]

If "non-biological kid you help raise but always considered yours no matter what the birth certificate said" counts, then yes. 18, Freshman at the Ohio State University.

But I'm not voting in the poll.

[BVN]

One kid and one on the way. She is 2,5 years old

[merithyn]

If "non-biological kid you help raise but always considered yours no matter what the birth certificate said" counts, then yes. 18, Freshman at the Ohio State University.

But I'm not voting in the poll.

Obviously, given my background, I absolutely count that.

[Malthus]

Nearly 4.

[PDH]

I am now 43 and still immature.

[Alcibiades]

Mine's about to be 4 in January.

[Pedrito]

My oldest daughter just turned six a couple of weeks ago.

L.

[Ed Anger]

I am now 43 and still immature.

There is always room for poop humor.

[Neil]

114 and a half.  You are all My children.

[Ed Anger]

Grumbler is only 114? Wow.

[Malthus]

If "non-biological kid you help raise but always considered yours no matter what the birth certificate said" counts, then yes. 18, Freshman at the Ohio State University.

But I'm not voting in the poll.

There's a joke in there about your wife, but I'm too scared to make it. 

[Ed Anger]

If "non-biological kid you help raise but always considered yours no matter what the birth certificate said" counts, then yes. 18, Freshman at the Ohio State University.

But I'm not voting in the poll.

There's a joke in there about your wife, but I'm too scared to make it. 

Go ahead. It doesn't bother me. 

It'll give me a chuckle when I get off work.